Leggings get a few much-needed updates

My dislike for leggings is well-documented. They are not pants, they are not flattering, and they are certainly not glamorous.

Enter the newest trend to take over the standard cotton stretch wannabe-pant: sequins. Finally I can get behind these little skintight numbers! These pants are substantiated with more matter, and on top of that, those legging-lining embellishments add the perfect amount of sauciness and luxury.

While many designers have put out these shimmery leggings, Alice + Olivia make a very basic pair that is perfect for a night out. In leg-lengthening black with hems that are just a little too long, these leggings avoid the problem of those of last year, keeping the lines slender and sexy without looking like long thermal underwear.

Even H&M has begun selling these pants, which look amphibious and sleek, meaning they are both affordable and accessible to the fashionista on a budget. The ad they use has also shown a great way to wear such a garment, managing to look classy and edgy all at once. Paired with a demure shirt and spiky heels, sequined leggings are a great alternative to outrageously priced designer denim.

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Madonna turns down human rights request

Because there’s nothing more pious than being the self-proclaimed “Material Girl” and crucifying oneself during the provocatively named “Sticky and Sweet” Tour, Madonna took her adulterous self and religiously-named lover Jesus around Jerusalem to look at the Jewish holy sites. Madonna is not Jewish, but follows the mystical practices of Kabbalah. She is raising her daughter Lourdes, whom she had with ex-husband Guy Ritchie pre-marriage, as a Catholic.

While some stars use their celebrity for good purposes, Madonna rejected a request from a large contingent of Israelis asking her to mention and remember kidnapped Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit during a concert. She told the group that she does not participate in politics.

 This actually isn’t terribly accurate, given that the “Vogue” singer will be meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu as well as Opposition leader Livni during her Israel trip. She also came out after 9/11 and said the American government’s involvement in the terrorist attacks was “ambiguous,” and compared Vietnam vet and POW survivor John McCain to Adolf Hitler.

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I’m way too scared of Madonna’s arms to start any beef with her, but it should be noted that while she has no problems calling into question the honor of American patriots, she can’t be bothered to bring attention to a fallen and tortured Israeli soldier because she wants to stay out of the political scene. I’m sure she and Netanyahu are just old friends from college.

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The Wizard of Oz at 70: politically relevant and fashionably inspirational

Alberta Ferretti'sMoschino (left) & Oscar de la renta (Right)

It’s been seven decades since L. Frank Baum wrote the popular children’s tale of Dorothy and her gaggle of organ-lacking friends as they follow the yellow brick road up to Emerald City. To celebrate its longevity, Saks is bringing in ruby slipper designs from some of the most notable shoemakers around the world. Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, Giuseppe Zanotti, and Christian Louboutin, to name just a few, have created bejeweled, heightened, and Swarovski crystal-spangled versions of these red heels, to be on display at Saks from today until September 8th.

Although The Wizard of Oz is often considered a comforting bedtime story, its original purpose was much more serious. The book is a monetary allegory for  Democrat William Jenning’s Bryan’s attempt to inflate the economy with silver in the United States. This phenomenon is brought to musical life in the operetta Ballad of Baby Doe, which I sang with the Augusta Opera while in high school.

Even 70 years after its publishing, The Wizard of Oz  remains culturally relevant. Baum was attacking what he called the “populist fairies” of his time, those who wished to move towards free coinage of silver to make it more accessible to small businesses and farmers.

The parallels break down like this: Dorothy is the idealistic American. The twister that strikes her Kansas home represents the governmental upheaval, as populists had begun taking Kansas by storm. Her canine companion Toto is a play on “teetotaler,” someone who abstains from drinking. He trots “soberly” along with Dorothy, encapsulating the prohibitionist zealots. The scarecrow is the American farmer, who had convinced himself he had no brains as a simple American, beaten down by condescending intellectuals. The Tin Man represents an affluent Atlantic coast worker, dehumanized by the corporate machine, and thus without a heart. Lastly, the Cowardly Lion was Bryan, who did not get involved in the Spanish Civil War, marking him as callow according to his critics. Interestingly, Bryan was described as a lion, the fierce proponent of populism, by his own party. The late Ted Kennedy, lauded for his progressive ideologies, is described as “the liberal lion” by both republicans and democrats alike.

The yellow brick road is, of course, in reference to gold, which leads to the promised land of Emerald City. Oz is the standard politician, whose power is elevated through smoke and mirrors and charismatic oratorical skills. The solution for Dorothy is to click her ruby slippers, which she has had all along. This represents the successful Republican McKinley’s platform to stick with the extant standards, as he did not believe that change brought about from mass governmental reform  on centuries-standing policies was the answer to the problem.

So while The Wizard of Oz may remind us of childhood bedtimes, its implications have been far more resonant. Politically, this book reminds us of the long-standing reputation politicians have as beguiling liars, while the iconic ruby slippers have offered stylish inspiration decades after their introduction. For a more fashion-based take on the awe-inspiring contemporary ruby slippers on display, see the piece I did for my “Fashion Quintessential” column at AskMissA.com.

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Blondes vs. Brunettes : Washingtoniennes let their hair down for a great cause

  

The annual Blondes vs. Brunettes charity event has kicked off for 2009! Culminating in a fierce game of touch football on November 14th, this event pits members of the coif-colored dichotomy against each other, playing on the age-old rivalry between the flaxen- and raven-haired. There’s nothing like a little friendly competition to get things going.

I’ll be participating in this “mane” event, which benefits The Alzheimer’s Association, a leader in Alzheimer’s research, care and support. The Alzheimer’s Association is the first and largest voluntary health organization dedicated to supporting all affected and to finding prevention methods, treatments and a cure for Alzheimer’s. Since the genesis of this haircolor-driven competition, Blondes vs. Brunettes has raised $500,000 for this philanthropy.

Unfortunately, due to confusion regarding where she will fit in, redheaded Intern Hilary will be watching from the sidelines and cheering for both teams.

This is truly a wonderful cause, and a great way to have fun. Please consider donating to my page; even just five dollars can make a huge difference! As I wrote before, blondes are vanishing rapidly in tandem with economy. But, whether blonde or brunette, please find a way to help out this fabulous and heartfelt cause.

To donate, please click here. Thank you!

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Legislation would give Obama full control of the Internet

In a revised version of a crazyass bill that would allow the White House to disconnect private sector companies from the Internet, Senator Rockefeller (D-West Virginia) is proposing that the President be allowed to seize control of private sector networks in the event of a “cybersecurity emergency.”

It’s almost as if we’re moving in a direction where the government owns the means of production. This route has been outrageously successful, and completely conducive to personal liberties. It’s definitely not a drift towards dictatorship.

Since the government should be privy to all your info, Section 201 of this bill states that the president may “direct the national response to the cyber threat.” The White House will also perform “periodic mapping” of private networks deemed to be critical, and companies cannot withhold information from the government when probed.

Members of Congress have quite the history when it comes to Internet ownership. First, former Senator Al Gore (D-Tennessee, as well as D-student as a drop-out from Vandy Law and flunked student of Vandy Divinity) claims he invented the Internet, saying, “I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” Now, Sen. Rockefeller is trying to let the President hijack LittleBlackBlog.net? Listen, I take back those things I said about Michelle’s clothes. They’re totally edgy.

 

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Chain, chain, chain

 

Jean-Jacques Rousseau said, “l’homme est né libre et partout il est dans les chaînes”—“Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.” Never has this seemed truer than now, even in the fashion world. Earlier I wrote about the cage trend that has been popping up everywhere, which seems to stem from abridged personal freedoms. Basically the chain mail craze told the cage thing: “I’ll see your enclosure and raise you one head shackle.”

On a model who makes Lady Guinevere look like an unglamorous and fat, Alexander McQueen threw on a graphic red dress over a studded-metal bodysuit complete with headwear that allowed for only compromised vision and maybe a little mouth breathing (above).

For a more wearable version, try Roberto Cavalli’s asymmetrical sheath dress, which is as fashion forward as it is dominatrix hot (is that such a thing?). The look is extreme for sure, and looks sleek paired with liquid leggings and absolutely no smiling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leather straps on this Prada get up make it even more intimidating. The model seems to be wearing a hula skirt of cat-o-nine tails, perhaps crafted by a bullied/sexually frustrated/otherwise disgruntled islander.

  

While chains continue to bind us in both clothing-wise and freedoms-wise, it’s hard to say what will be the next iteration of sartorial reactions against a prolonged crusade against our freedoms. In an outfit that could not be more bizarre, Vivienne Westwood paired a faded skirt in dull, faded tones with a completely concealing head-to-hip chain mail contraption. Paired with gladiator sandals, this seems the ultimate culmination of my previous politi-couture theories about gray colors taking over, ruined civilizations trends, and straight-jacketesque appeal to clothing. The model looks like a warrior beekeeper. The only thing missing? The blurred lines between femininity and masculinity. Imagine my surpise upon discover this skirt-donning chain male is indeed a man. Could this be the look of the future?

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Victoria’s Secret angel puts out… a new fragrance

the grove la victoria's secret enchanted fragrance

Victoria’s Secret, the retail store that singlehandedly made push-up bras appropriate for 13-year-olds, has released a new perfume. It’s called “Heavenly Enchanted.”

The scent features notes of sparkling raspberry and coconut milk, making it the perfect accompaniment to a Mai Tai by the beach. It also has notes of amber, which give it a leg-up over its less sensual “daytime” predecessor, Dream Angels.

Heavenly Enchanted’s frontrunner, Miranda Kerr, rocked one of this season’s ubiquitous nude dress and leg-lengthening nude heels look. She was joined by a gaggle of reality show stars, like Giulianna Rancic, wearing bipolar shoes, who has a show on E! and has produced a “documentary” of her drama-filled journey to the aisle to wed “The Apprentice” star Bill Rancic, and The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars participant Melissa Rycroft.

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Intern Hilary: Trans-regional fashions get the boot

One of the most exciting things about returning to Nashville is the prospect of getting my cowgirl boots out of storage. A light, nutty brown with the perfect flat heel and an excellent mid-calf height, my boots are definitely made for walkin.’

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Despite their city of origin, whether it’s New York or Los Angeles, it is safe to say that the majority of girls at Vanderbilt own at least one pair of cowgirl boots. They’re worn to class tucked into jeans, to tailgates with sundresses, and to bars with short, slinky skirts. As a DC native, I was nervous upon my arrival at Nashville that I was far too “East Coast” for the down-home charm of this traditional southern and western footwear. However, I soon learned that cowgirl boots are as much a part of the Nashville uniform as black stiletto pumps are of the staple DC wardrobe.

That being said, I firmly believe that my cowgirl boots should remain where they belong: in Tennessee. Personally, I would feel ridiculous walking around Bethesda or Dupont Circle wearing such characteristically southern shoes. Sometimes certain styles and trends cannot be translated from one coast to another, or one state to the next.

When I walk around Vanderbilt’s campus, I wouldn’t want everyone around me to know where I come from by how I dress. In the same way that I don’t want to be defined by brands, logos, and designers, I would not want to be identified solely by my birth city.

So the next time you take a cross-country trip to a different state, do a little research to see how people dress in that city or region. You don’t want to look exactly like a local, but who wants to be an obvious tourist? I don’t think I exaggerate when I say that most DC natives can spot a tourist a mile away—fanny packs and bucket hats, anyone?

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Pulte Does Politics: Don’t quit your day job

Pulte Does Politics is written by Lauren Pulte.

Between the Baldwin brothers’ acting careers, reality TV appearances, and mostly negative media attention, you would think that they had already exceeded their 15 minutes of fame. But it seems that one Baldwin might have another trick up his sleeve.

Last week, Stephen Baldwin of “I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here” “fame” announced that his older, more famous brother, Alec Baldwin, has been seriously contemplating running for political office, specifically against Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

Earlier this summer, the outspoken democrat was quoted in “Playboy” magazine saying that he has been considering politics for years, and feels that there is “no use” for Lieberman in the Senate. When asked what qualified him for political office, the “30 Rock” star simply stated, “finances”.

 

The rumor mill continued to churn over the weekend, as Senator Lieberman challenged Baldwin on CNN’s “State of the Union” Sunday, telling him to “make my day” with his Senate challenge.

The Baldwin clan was eager to fuel the political flames as well. This weekend, Stephen Baldwin appeared on The Washington Times’ radio show, “America’s Morning News,” saying “I think Alec has some very interesting ideas that he would like to share with folks. And the best way to do that is to hold political office.”

Here are a few of Alec’s great ideas, which he perspicaciously decided to leave on a voicemail. So intelligent, that one:

Fortunately, a spokesman for Alec Baldwin finally put the rumors to rest, stating that the actor has no plans to challenge Senator Lieberman in 2012. He says Baldwin doesn’t want to see Lieberman leave office because there are so few moderates in the Senate. However the spokesperson for Baldwin did not deny that the actor could potentially run for office in the future. Oh goody.

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Diamond Dig at Mervis Diamonds

What recession? The District’s local-grown Mervis Diamond Importers will be hosting an incredibly innovative and super fun event this Friday in Tyson’s. With truckloads of sand being brought in, select lucky attendees will get to mine–and keep!–diamonds from the makeshift diamond mine. Starting at 10 AM and going all day, Diamond Dig is the perfect early start to one of our last summer weekends!

Schedule of events:

10am-11am: WASH-FM Bill Worthington

11:30am-12:30pm: HOT 99.5 Samy

1pm-2pm: DC101 Flounder

2:30pm-3:30pm: WBIG Ballard

4pm-5pm: WMZQ Jeffro

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