Guybrow terrorist coming to a salon near you

Who knew terrorists were so into their beauty rituals? Texan Muslim Hosam Maher Husein Smadi, who is living proof that immigration services are probably facebooking all day, has been arrested. He is the 19-year-old who targeted Christians and Jews to kill and tried to blow up Dallas’ Fountain Place skyscraper.

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GuyBrow Islamic Terrorist Hosam Smadi

No one should trust anyone who has better shaped brows than I do. Those arches scream “I hate Christians and Jews!”

Both ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) and CIS (Citizen and Immigrations Services) signed off on this man and have allowed him to enter and remain here. He was picked up by the FBI.

To make things even more awesome, Smadi and his brother, also arrested as part of the plot, are here on STUDENT VISAS. Neither of them is registered in any school. Thanks, CIS. You really stretch our recession tax dollar by giving these guys a thorough once-over.

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Fashion Fights Poverty 2009

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THe annual Fashion Fights Poverty fashion show and philanthropy event took place Friday at the prestigious Mayflower Hotel, and it lived up to all its media firestorm preceding this incredible event.

Model-activist and host of the Discovery Network’s Planet Green Summer Rayne Oakes, and WTTG Fox 5 News Anchor Will Thomas hosted the 5th Annual Benefit.  The benefit raised awareness about social responsibility, support projects that create income-generating and micro-financing opportunities for artisans in developing countries, as well as educate local youth –specifically District of Columbia Public School’s Woodrow Wilson High School Clothing and Textile Program.

FFP continues to promote its Dress Responsibly campaign, which encourages consumers to select eco-friendly and ethical fashions and products.

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NeW encourages women to reclaim their happiness

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CONTACT: Holly Hall Carter, 813.787.0143
Holly.carter@enlightenedwomen.org

Conservative women’s book club hosts traditional tea parties on campuses to celebrate its fifth anniversary by encouraging young women to embrace their femininity.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—The Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania recently released a groundbreaking report finding that women’s happiness has been declining since 1972.  One group of young women is doing something about this—but not in typical radical feminist fashion.  How?  By forming book clubs and taking tea.

On Tuesday, Sept. 29, the Network of enlightened Women (NeW) celebrated its fifth year of educating young women on college campuses by hosting Traditional Tea Parties.  The goal is to encourage women to embrace their femininity and traditional values in order to ultimately reclaim their happiness.

TIME Magazine said NeW is a “…fast-growing campus alternative to the Feminist Majority and the National Organization of Women…” and “…NeW is catching on across the nation.”

“Articles in The New York Times, Huffington Post and the National Bureau of Economic Research are citing decreasing levels of female happiness,” said Holly Hall Carter, NeW Executive Director. “NeW is challenging this trend by encouraging women to embrace who they are as women instead of promoting misguided notions that sexual liberty and single-minded careerism will bring happiness.”

NeW Chapters, including those at the University of Virginia, University of Florida, Arizona State University and University of Kentucky, will celebrate NeW’s fifth birthday by hosting “A NeW Way to Take Your Tea.” NeW’s birthday will be an opportunity to reflect on the group’s positive impact on college women. NeW seeks to serve the needs of women left abandoned and confused by feminism.

NeW aims to address the issues that are important to college women by providing an alternate voice to the radical feminism taught in college classrooms. Through open discussion of books, NeW tackles the problems with feminism today, including the negative effects of the campus hookup culture, the pressures of single-minded careerism and the disregard for gender differences. NeW offers positive alternatives.

For more information about NeW, please visit our Web site at http://www.enlightenedwomen.org.
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Vagina dentata all over the place

In case you aren’t familiar with the myths of the Vagina dentata (Latin for toothed vagina), which have several iterations across the globe, a few designers have decided to illustrate the fables right on their clothing. It’s basically like Aesop’s for grown fashionistas with plenty of disposable income.

Folk tales about Vagina dentata are designed to be cautionary tales warning against sex with strange women, as well as the downfalls of rape. It’s also important to psychoanalysis because it’s just another way men can blame castration anxiety on anyone except themselves.

Perhaps bored with the usual winter clothing, it’s refreshing to see designers depending on those classic stories to present a message in a subtle, refined manner right on their clothes.

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CityShopGirl and Skincando team up for scavenger hunt

The hunt begins on Monday, October 5 with daily clues appearing in CityShopGirl’s daily email publication and on twitter handles Twitter.com/CityShopGirl (http://www.Twitter.com/CityShopGirl) and Twitter.com/Skincando (http://www.Twitter.com/Skincando).

After 10 days of hints and over 20 clues, participants will meet with their scavenger hunt items at 6 pm on Saturday, October 17 at Lotus Lounge. This event will be open to the public featuring light appetizers, specialty cocktails, and an announcement of the winners. The Scavenger Hunt DC grand prize (valued at over $2500) includes gift certificates from area vendors including The Ritz-Carlton, iLori, Still Point Spa, Sweetgreen, Urban Chic, LA Boxing, Ginger, Carl Ray make up artist, Crooked Monkey, Nage, Firefly, Chef Geoff and SimplySoles.

There will be a suggested donation of $5 to support Skincando’s efforts in Operation Sand Flea which provides Combat Ready Balm to US troops departing for Iraq and Afghanistan.

Participants must be CityShopGirl subscribers and register an individual or team name (teams are limited to 4 people) by emailing rsvp@cityshopgirl.com. All scavenger hunt participants must be present at the October 17 cocktail party to be eligible to win. Items can be collected anytime during the 2 week window.

About CityShopGirl:

CityShopGirl (http://www.cityshopgirl.com) is a free daily e-mail publication alerting shoppers to discounts and specials from boutiques, department stores, spas, restaurants, and specialty stores in the Washington, DC area. Shop, eat and treat yourself! Named one of “6 Money Web Sites to Watch in 2009″ by U.S. News and World Report, CityShopGirl has connected readers to hundreds of unique opportunities since launching in October, 2008.

About Skincando:

Skincando (http://www.skincando.com) is a D.C. based organic, green and socially conscious skincare company. Called the “toughest skincare in the world” the company’s #1 selling product Combat-Ready Balm has become famous from being donated and loved by US troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Combat-Ready Balm is an all-purpose soothing cream that provides relief for many skin issues including calming the sand flea bites, sun burn and dry skin that our service members face every day.

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Tonight: Pre-party for “Walk This Way”

Becky’s Fund, a non-profit to end domestic violence, will be holding a pre-party for its revolutionary “Walk This Way” fashion show philanthropy event.  Party starts at 10; come check out this beautiful new venue while benefiting a great cause!

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“Obama” now a synonym for “Jesus”

A clip on YouTube shows New Jersey elementary students being taught Obama praise songs and all his “great accomplishments.”

The video shows about 20 young, impressionable children learning the song that praises B. Hussein and even lifts language from his presidential campaign.

The most shocking part? Lyrics taken directly from “Jesus Loves Me” are modified to talk about Obama: “He said red, yellow, black or white/All are equal in his sight. Barack Hussein Obama.”


WTF! Shouldn’t the ACLU be all up on this spouting its normal separation of church and state garbage? There’s also more crap about the fair-pay bill: “He said we must be clear today/Equal work means equal pay.”

If this doesn’t feel like youth indoctrination, you should perhaps “calibrate” your understanding of the purpose of government-sponsored education.

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Fox ordered to not report the news

The local Fox outlet of the Chicago area has been ordered to not run the report it ran earlier that many Chicagoans do not want the Olympics to be held in the Windy City.

The Chicago Olympic Committee told Fox Chicago that a broadcast “would harm Chicago’s chances” to be selected as the next location.

Here’s a video of the feature that shows plenty of people voicing support for the Olympics to go elsewhere.

The International Olympic Committee will announce its decision Friday, so some people really don’t want the voices of the people to be heard so close to the big day. President Obama is currently leading the push for Chicago via gracing mere mortals with live appearances. Nevermind that plenty of Chicago will be put out and unhappy with decision. It’s no longer democratic to listen to the people.

Other cities in the running include Madrid, Tokyo, and Rio.

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Khloe Kardashian has a shotgun wedding

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After a strange month-long romance, Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom, a basketball player, had an extremely lavish wedding. Thankfully, the cooked up romance and marriage ceremony was payed for by E!, which produced the reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”

Khloe wore Vera Wang and her sisters and bridesmaids wore deep purple.

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The wedding has raised quite a few eyebrows, as it’s been surrounded by some mysterious and odd events. First, Odom’s bachelor party was going to be thrown by Joe Francis, creator of  “Girls Gone Wild.” Then, Odom canceled, probably because he wanted something a little more memorable than what he can already see on late night infomercials.

More problematically, both Odom and Kardashian wanted a pre-nup signed, but with the rush delivery on the wedding date being set by E!, they will have to do something called a “post-nup,” which basically means their wedding was a sham and Khloe was just jealous because herother sisters are more famous for getting knocked up and peed on during a sex video.

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Can we all just agree that this is a non-human derriere? It really bothers me.

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Pamela Anderson knows fashion!

Because she’s almost too classy for words, here’s Pamela Anderson being used as a runway model on the Richie Rich Catwalk during New Zealand Fashion Week. I knew nipples would be huge this season!

The outspoken PETA enthusiast wore a convertible shirt/anorak/tablecloth with ridiculously small bikini bottoms. Front row recipients should probably get tested for hepatitis.

Also “in” according to Pam’s fashion forecast: unabashed vanity, looking demonic, being a hooker (so great for the down economy!).

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