Obamacare supporter: I'll have the distal phalange, rare
In a very odd and cowardly bite-and-run last night, some crazy who supports Obamacare (that statement felt redundant) bit off the finger of an unsuspecting 65-year-old man who was counter demonstrating at a MoveOn.org rally.
“It all started with their difference in philosophy over healthcare reform,” said Senior Deputy Eric Buschow of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department.
During a heated debate between two men, the following dialogue was exchanged (liberally paraphrased/fabricated):
Man 1: We must have healthcare reform! I’m tired of not getting access to private healthcare because, like the majority of Americans without insurance, I can afford it but am too much of a cheapskate to pay for it!
Man 2: I’m 65 years old. I’m no spring chicken, and I’m tired of paying for your healthcare when you walk into an ER for a physical.
Man 1: Shut it, old man! You are absolutely right but the president told me it is my unspecified God given right! (Bites off Man 2’s pinky and jumps into getaway hybrid).
Police do not know who “Man 1” is, but he is described as being a white, middle-aged male wearing black shorts and a black shirt. Personally Man 2 should have realized anyone wearing a desert funeral suit should not be trusted, but, alas, he had that American optimism.