Tila Tequila, fame whore extraordinaire who recently got “engaged” to her lesbian lover and heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, Casey Johnson, took to her Twitter to tell her online fans that she is pregnant:
“BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. I’m pregnant!!!!… I love my brother! This will change his life and mine forever!!!”
Wait so who thought it would be a good idea to store his/her child in this pint-sized incubus of soft core porn?
Christian Serratos of Twilight fame recently unveiled a not-so-PG ad she did for PETA’s campaign against fur. The naked starlet showed up in Georgetown during Saturday’s snow storm to launch her ad.
Unfortunately, Serratos didn’t take into consideration the outrageously attention-hungry people of PETA, and was completely upstaged by Michelle Cho, another naked PETA person, who actually should have been arrested for indecent exposure. Cho showed up in nothing but a thong, proudly showing off just how important it is that animals be allowed to keep their fur just so she can run around in freezing weather while basically naked.
It was a big weekend for Kate Gosselin! First, she hung out at the Newseum all day Friday to film a segment for Jay Leno’s “Ten at Ten” segment. The reality show star, perhaps most famous for her transcendent porcupine-inspired mullet cut, was rumored to be moving to Rockville earlier this year to be with her live-in security guard lover (who is married!), but it looks like that torrid affair was over before it began.
On Saturday, adding to Kate’s best weekend ever, her Ed Hardy unofficial spokesmodel hubby Jon Gosselin became an ex-husband after the divorce papers were finalized.
Perhaps putting a damper on things was an SNL skit wherein Taylor Swifts mocks the mother of eight, though it’s all in good fun:
Andy Baldwin, the studmuffin who recently served as “The Bachelor’s” piece of meat, told Politico that he will be moving out West to California to begin his residency at Camp Pendleton. Despite moving, however, the Navy Lieutenant Comander recently attended the launch of a homegrown DC-based website, The Georgetown Dish, which was held at Tackle Box Restaurant in Georgetown.
Wikipedia says this of Baldwin’s love life:
Baldwin previously dated triathlete and model Lokelani McMichael.[14] He also dated swimsuit model Jessiqa Pace. He was engaged to Tessa Horst, the winner of reality television series, ‘The Bachelor’ (US People Magazine). Andy described Tessa Horst as the love of his life. They announced their engagement was off in August 2007, but they said they were still a couple.[15] During March 2008, Baldwin was dating Marla Maples, but they are just friends now.[
Al Sharpton was spotted last night enjoying Bourbon. Not the libation, but the swanky Four Season’s restaurant and bar, featuring a fire pit and awesomely loaded over-50 year olds (if you enjoy those).
Since going to the White House for a party seems to no longer mandate fashionable or formal clothing, here’s Rachel Maddow sporting some rather, ahem, original eyewear.
The White House threw a party for TV and radio personalities. Even frenemy Fox News had some representation at the party, unlike veep Joe Biden, who was too busy throwing his own party at his private residence. FLOTUS Michelle wore a festive green dress, which matched the designer sushi being passed among Bo Obama-shaped cookies.
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First he put into place all the perfect conditions for ridiculous inflation, and now our prez is inflating his own performance. In a stirring interview with philanthropist/Obama sycophant Oprah, the lowest-approved President within one year of taking office ever told the talk show host that he would give himself a B+ for his first year in office.
Since we’re doing this whole report card thing, why not take it a step further and give him a few action steps for next year:
