Six more weeks of winter to cause problems for global warming platform
As if being totally discredited weren’t enough already, Global Whiners may be disappointed to hear that our dear little Punxsutawny Phil somehow communicated to humans that he saw his shadow today, thus prognosticating another six weeks of cold weather. Boo.
According to the Punxsatawny Groundhog Club (wait can I join?), Phil has seen his shadown 98 times since 1987, and has not seen it 15 times. There were no records kept for a period of nine years, so we can’t be sure if that was responsible for the melting of Beringia.