Getting married? Give your gifts to Obama!
Could not make this up. Next time you go to register for your wedding or unborn child, think of someone other than yourself FOR ONCE, GEEZ. The Obama Event Registry is the perfect way to cede over all your sovereignty to the world’s richest president. What better way to begin your new life than helping drive a nail into the coffin of our economy?
No word on whether of not Mary Cheney used this for her wedding.