If you’re looking for a timeless souvenir to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, look no further. Condom company, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction, has released the following statement regarding… Read More
While listening to the Kane Show on the way to school this morning, they were discussing some study from the Chicago Sense and Smell Institute saying that the following three things were the… Read More
Britney took a walk down the aisle this past weekend, but this time it didn’t include an annulment, high school lover, or the Little White Chapel. No stranger to the wedding altar, Spears… Read More
Resident gossip writer Just Jen is turning 24 today! Her favorite thing in this world is cheap beer, so I’ll spend most of my day trying to recreate this masterpiece. Here’s to another… Read More
In other news, pigs flew over London last night.
Imagine this: You sit down to enjoy a nice, wholesome lunch when BAM out of nowhere there is an errant olive pit in your sandwich. Sounds like the end of the world, no?… Read More
BLOOD AND SEMEN. Fashionista reports: “According to sources in the fragrance industry hired to develop Lady Gaga‘s first fragrance, the pop star has requested that the scent ‘smell of blood and semen.’” I… Read More
After making up some bogus, lame excuse for previous pro-Nazi pictures and affiliations, more pictures of him giving the “Heil Hitler” salute have been revealed. You’ve picked yourself a winner, Kat Von D.… Read More