Oh, wait. That’s just Stephanie Pratt. Carry on.
I’ll admit it. I absolutely love Tea Party Rallies. I don’t necessarily consider myself a Tea Partyer, but I am a partyer in general, and I do like a good tailgate. I enjoy getting hammered and watching people running around in everything from Paul Revere to Frankenstein costumes, all in the name of Amurrcah. Thus, I present some of the most outrageous T-shirts concocted by people who can’t stand the idea of taking down a tyrannical government:
Don’t ask why I was on the green line, but I was recently taken aback by the girl next to me and her not-so-subtle way of letting the world know she is getting freaky by carrying a SafeSax bag. We all know how classy see through bags are, but this takes it to a whole new level by providing separate pouches for condoms to be displayed. SafeSax carries various sizes and colors in the classic tote as well as wallets, travel zip cases, and smaller bags as seen on www.safesax.com. A portion of the sales go to non-profit organizations in the battle against AIDS.
Neiman Marcus Mazza Gallerie cordially invites you to Fashion’s Night Out to benefit the Trust for the National Mall.
L’Enfant Society Members will receive one complimentary chance to open-and-win a Tumi suitcase filled with incredible prizes.
Live music, cocktails, makeovers, a runway show and so much more…with proceeds supporting the Trust. What better reason to shop for something good!
RSVP to rsvpwashington@neimanmarcus.com
On the metro recovering from a Saturday late night dance party and want to pass out? Well if you also want to look like a ridiculous d-bag while sleeping, the geniuses over at SnazzyNapper may have just the thing for you. This new device called the “SnazzyNapper” makes it easier for people to nap in public while simultaneously making you look like an uber creep. Upon first glance I honestly thought this was a joke, or even a hip updated half-burka. False. Check out the official infomercial featuring people attempting to nap on the job, on a plane, etc wearing their handy dandy “SnazzyNapper.” Isn’t this just a snuggie with a mask? Personally, I would be terrified if the person sitting next to me on a plane whipped this out.
Because when I think Harry Potter… I think condoms. At least that is what the Swiss condom manufacturing company, Magic X, thinks. The company is being sued by Warner Brothers over their brand of “Harry Popper” condoms, which feature a cartoon condom on the front dressed in glasses and holding a wand. “The image of my client is in danger,” said a lawyer for Warner Bros. “This is clearly a reference to the film and fictional character Harry Potter.” I find it rather normal that 1) condoms are being named after children’s books characters 2) that the word “popper” is being used to sell/describe the product.
Renown dog photographer, Jesse Friedin, has done what might be the most genius/creepy dog photoshoot ever. Dogs were instructed to put on their poker faces, and were dressed up in various Gaga-esque costumes. As always, no doggies were hurt in this process. Check out the whole photo shoot here.
