Here’s the former model and red-blooded human posing naked to show off her synthetic body in Closer–thanks, but no thanks–magazine. Congrats?
Looking for a drink to help you unwind at the end of this busy work week? I have the perfect solution. Granted, it might burn the lining of your esophagus, but its all in the name of fun. Scottish brewing company, BrewDog, has created the world’s strongest beer clocking in at 110 proof per bottle (55% alcohol) and is appropriately titled, “The End of History.” The brewing company’s co-founder James Watt claims, “This is the beer to end all beers.” Perhaps the best part of this, is that each bottle comes in an actual stuffed animal. (Hmmm…) Did I mention one bottle of this delicious concotion will set you back $762?
Watt claims the purpose of creating this blackout inducing beer is to “show people there is an alternative to monolithic corporate beers and introduce them to a completely new approach to beer and elevate the status of beer in our culture.” Cheers!
With new airport x-ray scanners essentially being a strip search, why not don these rubber pasties to cover up your bits? For only $20 this new set is yours! The pasties come with your choice of the following sexy phrases: “Only my Husband/Wife/Girlfriend/Boyfriend sees me Naked” stamped right on the front. A true crowd pleaser! It can also be used to send a message to that pesky TSA agent who wants to get a drink at the Airport Chilli’s after his shift. Win-Win.
Just days after Republicans were branded “Party of the Rich” by serial vacationist President Obama, wrap dress aficionado Diane von Furstenberg has designed a special bag for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee fundraiser that took place this evening.
The average DvF bag is $875.
As an avid fan of all hair treatments, I know this is not how extensions are supposed to look:
Lindsay likes go to blonde for jail time. I learned this trick from her.
Charice, the teenage Fillipina sensation that exploded with popularity after appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and The Oprah Winfrey Show, told reporters that she prepped for her Glee debut by getting botox. The 18-year-old thought it would make her look “fresh,” since pre-legal age drinking Asians age HORRIBLY.
Charice commented, “All people will be anticipating how will Charice look? Is she good enough to pit against Rachel Berry? So of course there is tremendous pressure.”
She added that she is “very proud to be an Asian, very proud to be Filipino,” interesting, given that the show focuses on high school misfits and nerds, and everyone knows the Mathletes team is never comprised completely of Asians.
Oh Chelsea. I know you can afford Thermasilk and a new curling iron. This isn’t 1995. Quit it with the Aqua Net and Frost ‘n’ Glow. Trust me, I am far from natural blonde, but your hair shouldn’t be more brittle than a peanut-based Paula Deen dessert snack.
