
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were spotted at the White House yesterday afternoon getting a private tour, adding to the list of celebrities that have suddenly become more interested in patriotism. Perhaps this is why people were so excited they were turning 18 and created a website counting down til their legal age rolled around–to see which way they’d vote!

Rielle Hunter, John Edwards’ mistress and baby mama of someone who misspelled my name, is so ashamed of her affair that she’s decided to pose with minimal clothing on a widely distributed magazine. She also added some tingly bits about her sex tape and her cliched obsession with a politician:
“I love Johnny and I love my daughter more than anything in the world, and I don’t want to ever do anything to hurt them or hurt their relationship.”
“I’m not a predator, I’m not a gold digger, I’m not the stalker. I didn’t have any power in that way in our relationship. He held all the power.”
“I know he loves me. I have never had any doubt at all about that. We love each other very much. And that hasn’t changed, and I believe that will be till death do us part. The love doesn’t go away. It’s unconditional. It’s unconditional on my part, but our connection is profound. There’s a lot of passion there.”

Since being a corrupt politician deserves praise, disgraced governor will be starring in Donald Trump’s reality show “The Apprentice.” He seems to be playing up his rap sheet as much as possible, enjoying his infamy as the guy who got caught trying to make under-the-table deals and somehow got away scot-free (and with really bad hair).
Such gems to look forward to hearing him say include, “I didn’t cook at all while governor, I was cooking up results for people,” and, “You’re fired? Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.”
Everybody Wins! DC is a non-profit dedicated to expanding and promoting child literacy through interactive experiences. The swanky gala event, held in downtown DC at The Capital Hilton, was no different: people of all ages mingled while students and mentors alike displayed the entertaining aspects of reading. Featuring a dual reading between EW!DC students and Washington luminaries like Colin Powell and US Secretary of Education Arne Duncan, the show-stopping display of education and entertainment made for the perfect mid-week celebration. A full silent auction with luxury travel packages and fashionable summer apparel kept guests busy during the reception, while the live auction concluded the evening in a lively production of fundraising and philanthropy.
To get involved with the reading program with EW!DC, click here.
Photo credit: Amanda Holcomb.









Seen here in a natural foods store (is organic meth legal over there?), Winehouse has recently announced that she will be teaming up British designer Fred Perry to create a new line of clothing. Even half human/half droid (and 100% awesome) Karl Lagerfeld likes it, alledgedly.
Her clothing line, which carries a ’50s aesthetic and retails around £22 and £100, features a color palette of girly pink and edgy black. At least now she’ll look good when she goes to rehab next week.




Kristin Davis, and no, not “The WASPy One” from Sex and the City, but rather the former madam of Eliot Spitzer’s escort, has thrown her hat–and apparently the rest of her clothing–into the ring.
The ex-con is heading up “The Personal Freedom Party,” which is basically a social free-for-all. She wants to legalize marijuana, prostitution, and same-sex marriages.
Spoken like your common libertarian call girl, Kristin Davis says her “bold plan would bring in an estimated $2.5 billion in new revenues from legalized prostitution and marijuana. Cuomo, Lazio and the other candidates have no bold plan to increase revenues and lower taxes.”

March 10, 2010
7-9 pm
Kick Off Happy Hour
L2 Lounge (Cady’s Alley of Georgetown)
Washington, DC
Please RSVP to attend: imsanamie@gmail.com

Heidi Montag of The Hills fame/infamy starred in a new online video urging for consumer protection. Montag says in the FunnyOrDie clip:
“If you’re a reality TV star, chances are good that you’ll one day have plastic surgery,” the MTV reality star says. “It’s also a for sure thing that you’ll have to pay for that surgery with credit cards. With hidden fees and standard interest rate increases, that $11,000 jaw line can end up costing you in upwards of $50,000…Call Senators Chris Dodd and Richard Selby. Your calls make a difference.”