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Visible Spanx line and heinous cardigans sold separately.
Since wearing ill-fitting clothing and completely pissing off the Olympic Committee with arrogance are totally commendable, American toymaker Jailbreaker Toys has released a new line of action figures commemorating Michelle Obama and her husband. The toys are expected to be a big hit for Christmas, which is weird because it’s not even Halloween and instead of considering the dire straights our economy is in because of particular political figureheads, this company has decided to make toys out of them. Like they haven’t already done that for themselves.

Erroneous Nobel Peace Prize not included.
The six inch toys will sell for a whopping $12.99. I’m not sure who has the money to be spending recession dollars on a doll of Michelle wearing that gaudy Narciso Rodriguez dress, but at least they’re not buying their children those skanky “multi-cultural” Bratz hoes.





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