Kanye still deluded, egomaniacal

It’s good to know in these changing times of S & P downgrades and global warming that one thing is constant: Kanye’s lunacy.

He commented to TMZ:

“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane … like I’m Hitler .. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”

Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference.”

Satirical Obama DisappointMINTS yanked from TN shelves

How’s that first amendment looking, Snowball and Napoleon?

KnoxNews reports:

Breath mints are usually refreshing, but a Knoxville legislator believes a University of Tennessee bookstore’s selling of novelty candies mocking President Barack Obama stinks.

UT officials pulled the mints poking fun at Obama from store shelves after state Rep. Joe Armstrong, a Democrat, visited the bookstore and told the director he found the satirical mints offensive.

“When you operate on state and federal dollars, you ought to be sensitive to those type of politically specific products,” Armstrong said. “If it was a private entity or corporation or store, (that’s different), but this is a state university. We certainly don’t want in any way to put the university in a bad light by having those political (products), particularly aimed at defaming the president.”

Sarah Palin's beauty salon lands a TLC show


Sarah Palin’s hometown hair salon, the Beehive Beauty Shop, has landed a reality show.

TLC announced that “Big Hair Alaska” — a new special that “goes inside a busy hair salon is Wasilla, AK, where the personalities of the owner and her staff are as big as the hairstyles they create” — will air this fall.

Though the network didn’t explicitly name Beehive in its press release, the salon made it official on Facebook, writing: “TLC just announced their fall lineup, and we are on it!!!! Our show is called Big Hair Alaska!!!! Omg!!! It’s really happening!!!! :)”



Samantha Ronson got a DUI. Before 11 AM.

Granted, most of the booze came from having a close proximity to Lindsay Lohan within the last five years. That ish stays with you forever.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend was driving home from Las Vegas at 10:30AM in her black Porsche when she was pulled over for speeding.
We’re told she was given a field sobriety test and didn’t perform well. According to our sources, she refused to take what is commonly called a “roadside blow” — a less-scientific breathalyzer, which is not a mandatory test. She was arrested at the scene.
Ronson was transported to the Baker substation, where we’re told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time.