politi-couture for the urbane sophisticate
With new airport x-ray scanners essentially being a strip search, why not don these rubber pasties to cover up your bits? For only $20 this new set is yours! The pasties come with your choice of the following sexy phrases: “Only my Husband/Wife/Girlfriend/Boyfriend sees me Naked” stamped right on the front. A true crowd pleaser! It can also be used to send a message to that pesky TSA agent who wants to get a drink at the Airport Chilli’s after his shift. Win-Win.
From NY Daily News:
A federal judge in Connecticut ruled today the activity was “too underdeveloped and disorganised” to be considered a sport under the law.
Barring a successful appeal, the ruling means cheerleading funding cannot be used to satisfy the US Title IX law that requires equal public opportunities for male and female sports.
The case revolved around a March 2009 lawsuit from members of Quinnipiac University‘s women’s volleyball team, which claimed the Hamden, Connecticut, school’s plan to eliminate the team while creating a new varsity sport called “competitive cheerleading” was illegal.
Because nothing says “in touch with the American public” like dseigner salads, Sasha Obama had a lunch date with her grandmother in Chinatown. The two enjoyed artisan salads at Chop’t, where Sasha loaded her salad with salad with bacon and cream-based dressings and commented, “Thank goodness this tastes better than mommy’s miraculous veggie garden that grows vegetables in two weeks and is completely authentic.”
Listen, I love prepubescent boys as much as the next Harry Potter-crazed tween, but should biased “journalists” like David Weigel, who enjoys jokes about health conditions and death, really be trusted to report the news?
From The Daily Caller‘s article “E-mails reveal Post reporter savaging conservatives, rooting for Democrats,” here’s the baby-faced caterpillar-browed writer’s opnion on a garden variety of conservative figures:
“Republicans? “Ratfucking [Obama] on every bill.” Palin? Tried to “ratfuck” a moderate Republican in a contentious primary in New York. Limbaugh? Used “ratfucking tactics” in urging Republican activists to vote for Hillary Clinton in open primaries after Obama had all but beat her for the Democratic nomination.”
All I get from this is that Weigel likes rats and socialism.
Just days after Republicans were branded “Party of the Rich” by serial vacationist President Obama, wrap dress aficionado Diane von Furstenberg has designed a special bag for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee fundraiser that took place this evening.
The average DvF bag is $875.
As an avid fan of all hair treatments, I know this is not how extensions are supposed to look:
Lindsay likes go to blonde for jail time. I learned this trick from her.
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LA CINÉMATHÈQUE @ THE AVALON
La Journée de la jupe / Skirt Day WEDNESDAY, JULY 21 AT 8PM |
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Dear Friends of La Maison Française,
On Wednesday, July 21 at 8 p.m., professor Isabelle Adjani is pushed over the edge and takes her students hostage – and the whole audience with it – during Skirt Day. “A ‘shock’ film, funny and tragic” – Le Monde After a five-year break, Isabelle Adjani returns to the screen with this astonishing performance, for which she received the 2010 ‘Best Actress’ César award! WHAT: La Journée de la jupe (Skirt Day) - details below In French with English subtitles WHEN: Wednesday, July 21 at 8 p.m. WHERE: The Avalon Theatre – 5612 Connecticut Avenue, NW ADMISSION: General: $10.50 / Seniors: $8 / Students: $8.50 TICKETS ONLINE: http://boxoffice.printtixusa.com/avalon/movies MORE INFORMATION: (202)966-6000 or www.theavalon.org |
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We look forward to seeing you at the Avalon!
Warm regards, Roland Celette Presented with the generous support of: |
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D E T A I L S La Journée de la jupe / Skirt Day France – 2009 – 88 mins – DVCAM Directed by Jean-Paul Lilienfeld Cast: Isabelle Adjani, Denis Podalydès, Yann Collette, Jackie Berroyer In French with English subtitles S Y N O P S I S Award Trailer: www.rezofilms.com/world-sales/la-journee-de-la-jupe |
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Charice, the teenage Fillipina sensation that exploded with popularity after appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and The Oprah Winfrey Show, told reporters that she prepped for her Glee debut by getting botox. The 18-year-old thought it would make her look “fresh,” since pre-legal age drinking Asians age HORRIBLY.
Charice commented, “All people will be anticipating how will Charice look? Is she good enough to pit against Rachel Berry? So of course there is tremendous pressure.”
She added that she is “very proud to be an Asian, very proud to be Filipino,” interesting, given that the show focuses on high school misfits and nerds, and everyone knows the Mathletes team is never comprised completely of Asians.
