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Actress/publicist’s worst nightmare Megan Fox got engaged to 90′s has-been Brian Austin Green awhile ago, and was apparently so excited by his proposal that she threw her arms up in surprise, knocking the dinky 2 karat diamond into the infinite miles of sand of Santa Monica. The only solution? To buy herself a much bigger ring:
She should “lose” her broke hubby’s jewelry more often.
Carrie Prejean, the former dethroned Miss California that told Perez Hilton to his face (and millions of TV watchers) that gay marriage should not be legalized, just got married to her Oakland Raiders boyf Kyle Boller. The ceremony was held in a chapel in Grand Del Mar Hotel.
Let’s hope she doesn’t bring a video camera with her on the honeymoon.
Not sure what the big fuss is, but Fiorina was caught on tape pointing out the obvious: Barbara Boxer’s hair sucks. I’m just surprised Fiorina didn’t mention that Boxer should talk to Pelosi’s derm surgeon to get some Botox…or perhaps a new face.
Unfortunately, as of now, there’s no injectable to cure “dumb,” so we will have to hang tight ’til someone can test drive that on California’s most racist and ignorant democrat.
California State University has unearthed Sarah Palin’s rider after a recent visit from the former veep nominee, after students discovered a list of her needs in the trash can. She required first class airfare for herself and a passenger, if not private air transportation, three rooms at an upscale hotel, and two water bottles at the lectern with bendable straws.
Another stipulation? “Customer may be requested to provide in speaker’s room, prior to arrival, a laptop computer and printer (fully stocked with paper) and to provide access to high speed internet and WiFi.”
Palin, who is booked through the Washington Speakers Bureau, usually garners around $100,000 per appearance.
Isn’t this just the picture of the modern supermom? She’s doing it all with such grace!
Andy Baldwin, the studmuffin who recently served as “The Bachelor’s” piece of meat, told Politico that he will be moving out West to California to begin his residency at Camp Pendleton. Despite moving, however, the Navy Lieutenant Comander recently attended the launch of a homegrown DC-based website, The Georgetown Dish, which was held at Tackle Box Restaurant in Georgetown.
Wikipedia says this of Baldwin’s love life:
Baldwin previously dated triathlete and model Lokelani McMichael.[14] He also dated swimsuit model Jessiqa Pace. He was engaged to Tessa Horst, the winner of reality television series, ‘The Bachelor’ (US People Magazine). Andy described Tessa Horst as the love of his life. They announced their engagement was off in August 2007, but they said they were still a couple.[15] During March 2008, Baldwin was dating Marla Maples, but they are just friends now.[
Sen. Barbara Boxer, a third-term Democrat who has been vocal in her pro-choice views, including late-term abortions, got all fired up about abortion “rights” as protected by Obamacare in a debate yesterday, and, I’m not saying she’s an idiot, but she definitely doesn’t have a brain. Boxer commented that denying women abortions is equivalent to denying men Viagra.
“Why are women being singled out here? It’s so unfair,” whined Boxer on the Senate floor. ”We don’t tell men that if they want to … buy insurance coverage through their pharmaceutical plan for Viagra that they can’t do it.”
“This amendment would be the biggest rollback to a woman’s right to choose in decades,” complained Boxer in regards to not getting her “right” to government-sponsored termination of nearly-born fetuses . “What have women done to deserve this?”
Boxer was then had her diaper changed and was tucked in with her favorite blankie.
Here’s an awesomely crafted letter the governor of California sent to a Democratic lawmaker who had berated Schwarzenneger in a recent event held in San Francisco. It’s respectfully worded, that is, until you check out the cool acrostitc poem the sly fox hid down the left hand margin. Aahnahld’s rep called the message “a coincidence.”
Because why stop at destroying America with simple fiscal policy, Obama’s administration today released a statement that federal authorities will basically not go after pot-smoking patients who resell their marijuana to recreational users. Justice Department officials told The Associated Press that prosecutors will be instructed to not arrest people who provide medical marijuana, as it is not a good use of their time.
The new guidelines are a departure from the Bush administration, which made the regulation of substances a federal issue.
Next time you’re looking to get high as a kite without getting busted, head to any of these fourteen states that allow the sale of marijuana for medical purposes: Alaska, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont and Washington.
Obama should probably just legalize marijuana and tax the crap out of it to make up for his other ridiculous legislative shenanigans. Potential windfalls could include increased revenue for late night munchies delivery companies to the White House and decreased awareness of the government’s continuously plummeting approval rating.
California governor and former bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill that will make it easier for celebrities to sue publications that use pictures that push the bounds of privacy.
In a statement issued Monday, Ah-nohld reported that he had signed a bill to include an amendment allowing police to fine paparazzi who take photos or videos of stars in an illegal or invasive manner.
The amendment will go into effect January, so rest assured there is plenty more naked Lady Gaga to see before the end of 2009.
