So apparently the former first daughter has fratastic taste. TMZ has reported that these little gems will be on the playlist at her wedding: ABBA’s “Dancing Queen,” U2′s “Beautiful Day,” and Michael Jackson’s “Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough.”
Wait, playlist? Will there also be kegstands and cops checking IDs at the door? Do you have to know a brother to get in? Will there be a sign up sheet for beer pong and a separate table for flip cup?I know they’re democrats but there are some occasions that require gazillion-piece orchestras and top shelf liquor open bars. Just ask the Obamas. When they return from their hundredth vacation. In two weeks.
While warming up for her TV appearance in China to discuss growing tensions with the Korean peninsula, Hillary Clinton gushed about how excited she is about her daughter Chelsea’s wedding:
“It is something that every mother dreams of. And so for me it’s … the most important activity going on in my life now, I have to confess. Don’t tell anybody that but it is such an enjoyable and exciting time for our family.”
Mrs. Clinton is looking forward to remembering her own wedding, where her husband promised to be faithful forever, and where she wore this uncharacteristically not-horrible dress:
Hillary added that the wedding “is the most important activity going on in my life now,” which makes me feel super comfy, since she is the Secretary of State, running around the world trying to defend America’s pigheaded foreign policy.
It’s been a few months since Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky announced their engagement via email (gag), but until now, the former first daughter has not debuted her engagement ring. She stepped out in New York over the weekend–in crutches, due to a broken heel–and gave us all a little peek of the rock. From NY Daily News:
Chelsea Clinton and longtime boyf Marc Mezvinsky sent out a mass email (BARF) over the Thanksgiving holiday announcing their engagement. The email read:
“We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn’t get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc.”
I can’t tell which part is more tacky: that they used the forum of emails to announce their engagement, or that they used exclamation points to end 3/4s of the sentences in the email.
We figure Chelsea will be wearing white, but we’re all waiting to see what the Salahis will be wearing when they sneak in as distinguished guests and Facebrag all over their lovey-dovey couples Facebook page.
