So this is normal: clothe your small child in a glorified saloon dress featuring the face of Dita von Teese, and then take her (the child) to meet her (von Teese) at a book signing for Dita: Stripteese. Nothing says “role model” like a former porn star-turned-burlesque-dancer-who-dated-MARILYN-MANSON. I’m surprised Dita hasn’t given a guest lecture at this little girl’s Kindergarten about how to make it big without compromising your morals.