Since being a corrupt politician deserves praise, disgraced governor will be starring in Donald Trump’s reality show “The Apprentice.” He seems to be playing up his rap sheet as much as possible, enjoying his infamy as the guy who got caught trying to make under-the-table deals and somehow got away scot-free (and with really bad hair).

Such gems to look forward to hearing him say include, “I didn’t cook at all while governor, I was cooking up results for people,” and, “You’re fired? Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.”