Christmas in July

The 2009 Capitol Christmas tree.

We’ve got another half of the year before we start hunting for Christmas trees, but the government does things a bit differently. The superintendent of the US Capitol grounds flew out to Wyoming over the weekend to pick the perfect Christmas tree from Bridger-Teton National Forest. Don’t worry, you paid for the private jet and luxury accommodations.

There were 23 potential trees, which went to 10, but slowly each was eliminated under the perfect contestant was determined. Number 7 didn’t get enough spray tan, while number 4 obviously wasn’t watching its photosynthesis this year, that glutton.

The winner? A 67-foot Englemann spruce. I have no idea what that means, but it doesn’t sound flame retardant.

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Intern Hilary: Green with envy

On a recent visit to the Indiana University Art Museum, I came across an exhibit of work from members of the Bloomington Photography Club.  I walked from one stunning picture to the next, taking in the sharp angles of black and white photography.   Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of something green and couldn’t help but navigate towards the source.

I stood in front of a close-up shot of a perfect green leaf, thick and supple, slightly curving under the weight of spherical raindrops.  I wanted so badly to reach out and touch it, even though the flat surface of the photo prohibited any sensation of texture or temperature that could have been gained through physical contact.

Walking back to my car, I began to think about green.  What does wearing green communicate to others?  Wearing black or red can be interpreted as a display of confidence and sexuality.  White, the color of most bridal gowns, signifies purity.  Baby pink and blue correspond to infant girls and boys, used in hospitals (and throughout life) to distinguish between genders.

The green of this BCBGMAXAZRIA Runway One Shoulder Dress is a bright, yet simultaneously soothing, combination of lime and Kelly.  It looks like a fresh blade of grass in the early morning.  To me, this particular shade represents the color of spring, of new beginnings and endless possibilities.

So don’t reserve all shades of green in your wardrobe for St. Patrick’s Day.  Breaking out crisp emerald frocks for the summer makes each day a little brighter.

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Lindsay Lohan loves trees

We’ve been a little down and out here at LBB (see: Obamacare, Vandy loss, a lethargic Spring awakening), so here’s something we can all celebrate: giving mad love to the green, eco-friendly bar shrubbery, exhibited by rehabaholic Lindsay Lohan.

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White House ditches coffee cups for greener alternative

Coffee cups from the President George W. Bush White House, left, and the President Barack Obama White House, right.

From the POLITICO:

The White House has finally eradicated the last of the Bush administration’s presence. After the last of the vestigial coffee cups was used, the Obama administration has brought in a shipment of new and improved enviromentalist-friendly disposable cups. These new babies are composed of 12% post-consumer products, with the interior lining boasting a 99% post-consumer constitution.

No word on who supplied these cups, or how much the American taxpayer is paying per each of these recycled creations.

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Euro judge: Green views tantamount to religious views

Tim Nicholson who won right to go to tribunal over being sacked because of his 'green' views

Tim Nicholson, a self-proclaimed “green martyr” from across the pond, has just won some serious street cred among the environmentalist crowd. After claiming he was fired for expressing his die-hard eco0friendly views, a judge ruled in favor of Nicholson, charging that bosses should have respected his environmental beliefs the same as they would respect a religious belief (?!).

Public Affairs for Grainger, the company for which Nicholson worked, released the following statement, “Mr Nicholson’s redundancy was driven solely by the operational needs of the company during a period of extraordinary market turbulence, which also required other structural changes to be made within the company.”

Justice Burton, who handed down this borderline sacrilegious/clearly ridiculous judgment, should obviously not have been taken seriously; he can’t even wear his weave correctly.

I wonder how Nicholson is dealing emotionally with the superfluous tree-decimating paperwork and the use of carbon footprint-enlarging technology to disseminate info about his green victory. Doesn’t seem incongruous with his beliefs at all!

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Farmtastic Chanel goes eco

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It’s Fashion Week in Paris, and the gold standard of fashion houses, Chanel, has finally jumped on the going green bandwagon. Automaton Karl Lagerfeld was programmed to say the following about the new line, “It’s Coco Ecolo, ecology can be chic. No? One can use natural fabrics and learn from nature.”

The runway show was set in a mocked-up bucolic Normandy barn, with hay, ladders, and a wooden double C logo for the iconic brand.

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Lagerfeld used rustic materials like jute, linen, and the increasingly popular raffia, giving the normally stuffy Chanel lines som whimsy. He also played on Marie Antoinette’s legendary simple farm life wherein she apparently chased after animals, churned butter, and did her own gardening.

British pop star Lily Allen headed up the music efforts for the hoedown, wearing some sensible ready-to-wear Chanel barn gear.

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To capture the “farm life chic” look, models traipsed around the fabricated barnyard in frayed and unfinished items in tousled hair. They even wore orthopedic-friendly clogs and played on the coop feel by adding large white feathers as an embellishment to their blouses. 

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NYT, ABCnews: Van Jones didn’t exist

Van Jones, the green jobs czar appointed by Obama, and whom I covered in a feature post last week, stepped down from his cushy taxpayer-sponsored job over the weekend. After being digraced as a completely incompetent, anti-White people affirmative actionite, he had few other options as he was exposed for his coarse language used against Republicans and general disregard for American values.

Interestingly, save a few recent blog posts or links to the Associated Press, most major new sources did not list any information about Jones prior to his resignation. That is to say, despite being called out for his “Republicans are assholes” remark, the only coverage Jones, who held a NYT-described “minor position” (complete with six figure salary and no real work!), enjoyed from the mainstream media was that his resignation served as a “distraction” brought about by grasping-at-straws Republicans to divert attention from Obama’s indoctrination uplifting speech to school children.

 

Things that received more press than the scandalized Jones: “Jon and Kate Plus 8” break up details, an eye-opening look into the world of African Gorillas, Michael Jackson’s final goodbye.

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Obama knows how to pick ‘em!

 

To add to the list of Obama’s really smart/honorable/classy cohorts, Van Jones, an Obama-appointed official known as the “Special Advisor for Green Jobs,” had to apologize this week for being a publicity nightmare to the Democratic party. This came out after it was revealed he was part of the “Truther” movement, the ridiculous group of those who signed a petition conjecturing that Bush “may indeed have deliberately allowed 9/11 to happen, perhaps as a pretext for war.”

Problematically, Jones denied that he signed this petition, despite his name being signed. Oops.

Jones has not elaborated on his boldfaced lie, but an administrator said that Jones did not carefully read the language before signing his name. And, hey, we’ve all done it: an honest mistake when accusing the president of treason.

Furthermore, Jones said, “In recent days, some in the news media have reported on past statements I made before I joined the administration – some of which were made years ago.  If I have offended anyone with statements I made in the past, I apologize.”

What were these comments that those pesky media narcs exposed?

When asked why Republicans asserted more control of the Senate when they had a smaller majority before 2006, Jones said “the answer to that is, they’re assholes.” Jones elaborated that Obama is not an asshole, but, “I can be an asshole, and some of us who are not Barack Hussein Obama are going to have to start getting a little bit uppity.”

Jones, ever the jokester, added that “asshole” is “a technical, political science term.”

That charmer.

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And the new black is…


Grass Collar Ainsley V-Neck Dress by EDUN

It’s been affecting us for quite some time, but the New Black is ready to take the stage for Summer 2009. We’ve seen it pop up in everything from home decorating to the cars we drive and the foods we eat. It took a while, but eventually, we all caught on.

If you haven’t already guessed it, the New Black is social consciousness. Now don’t get concerned: getting socially aware in fashion is not so much about changing lifestyles as it is about supporting smaller companies that take a stand on a particular issue. For example, check out Maggie’s Organics for clothing made and sold entirely in accordance with Fair Trade laws, using only 100% organic cotton. Maggie’s Organics sells basics like Polo shirts, T-shirt dresses, camis, and lounge pants, so you can be comfortable while taking a stand on this important issue.

Even some older companies that have been around through the less-aware 1980s and 1990s have changed their tune to fit the needs of the ethical consumer. Patagonia, which has been around for about 35 years, now fancies itself “at the forefront of environmental stewardship within the apparel industry while continuing to work toward fair labor standards.” They made the change to using strictly organic cotton about 10 years ago, and have only increased or diversified their ethical efforts since.

Being socially conscious in our clothing choices may be a large change for some of us, but that doesn’t mean you have to break the bank picking up a few pieces to support your transition to ethically aware clothing. One can find plenty of budget threads at stores like American Apparel, which pays its employees well over $10/hour and offers dental and health insurance to all its workers and their families. Or, check out Loomstate for Target, a collaboration that takes the established designer and pairs such attire like organic cotton jeans and tees with the affordable price of Target. Of course, I’m always looking for luxe versions of everything, and finding high-end socially conscious clothing is no exception. I love EDUN, a grassroots store specializing not only in organic clothing, but also high fashion, nature-inspired designs.

So while you’re out shopping for a locavore Memorial Day or vegan Fourth of July (tofurkey dogs, anyone?), check out what the stores have to offer in the socially conscious clothing category. While it may take a while to nix your addiction to cheap, fashionable clothing made from synthetic fibers and unnatural dyes, it will be nice to have some garments that won’t itch, bleed color, or be found hundreds of years from now in the same condition as it was when it left the PVC factory.

As written for Examiner.com.

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