In order to keep the momentum going during the midterm year of 2010, the GOP has released a few snarky Valentine’s Day cards. These holiday greetings feature Dem hotties like Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Al Gore, Napolitano, ACORN, and even the Salahis.
Also written in the card? “Pass along a special message from Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi that they didn’t craft this Valentine’s card behind closed doors like they did with their government-run health care experiment.”
As if being totally discredited weren’t enough already, Global Whiners may be disappointed to hear that our dear little Punxsutawny Phil somehow communicated to humans that he saw his shadow today, thus prognosticating another six weeks of cold weather. Boo.
According to the Punxsatawny Groundhog Club (wait can I join?), Phil has seen his shadown 98 times since 1987, and has not seen it 15 times. There were no records kept for a period of nine years, so we can’t be sure if that was responsible for the melting of Beringia.
Please join me as I guest bartend for this chic K Street Lounge tonight. From the event listing:
“What if there were no tomorrow?” “No tomorrow? That would mean there would be no consequences, there would be no hangovers. We could do whatever we wanted!” “That’s true. We could do…whatever we wanted.”
Come party with us like there is no tomorrow and celebrate Groundhog’s Day Eve. “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”
Quin Woodward Pu of Little Black Blog.net and Meredith will be slinging drinks behind the bar as guest bartenders! Neither have ever bartended before, so Sarah will be helping them as they struggle to put together your drink orders.
This is the last Monday Funday at Skye before it closes until mid-March for renovations, so come out – and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s coooold out there today!
DRINK SPECIALS
$4 Bud Light/ Miller Light
$5 Champagne
$5 Red/White glasses of wine
$8 RBVs
$6 Rail Drinks
$5 mini GM shots
$4 Kamikazes
$16 buckets of Corona/Yuengling
Former supermodel and current First Lady of France Carla Bruni can now add a new job to her CV: grandmother. The statuesque beauty earned that title proudly today after her step-son, Jean Sarkozy, and his wife welcomed a baby boy.
Nicolas Sarkozy and Bruni have both worked hard to maintain a youthful lifestyle and image. Bruni is over a decade junior to the President, who has since embarked upon a grueling fitness regiment to keep up with his hottie wife.
Above: Google’s overtly religious gesture to Islam during Ramadan, compared to Google’s Christmas image, completely scrubbed of any religious overtones. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone, unless they’re Christians.
Google openly endorsed Obama during the election, so it should come as no surprise that the search engine, which, even I admittedly use, is blocking searches and sites that have anything negative to say about Islam. Problematically, Google has not extended this censorship to any other religion.
Here’s a pretty telling/downright scary screen grab series, borrowed from the good folks at Atlas Shrugs:
(PS: if you don’t believe it, try it out for yourself. You know you want to).
Instead of pursuing any sort of real policy after America was attacked on Christmas Day, Obama continued to play golf in his “home state,” Hawai’i, leaving only after a small child connected to the family suffered a minor injury. This president is definitely concerned about the rise in terrorism on our home soil.
