Chelsea Clinton’s wedding playlist

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So apparently the former first daughter has fratastic taste. TMZ has reported that these little gems will be on the playlist at her wedding: ABBA’s “Dancing Queen,” U2′s “Beautiful Day,” and Michael Jackson’s “Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough.”

Wait, playlist? Will there also be kegstands and cops checking IDs at the door? Do you have to know a brother to get in? Will there be a sign up sheet for beer pong and a separate table for flip cup?I know they’re democrats but there are some occasions that require gazillion-piece orchestras and top shelf liquor open bars. Just ask the Obamas. When they return from their hundredth vacation. In two weeks.

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So this didn’t go correctly…

As an avid fan of all hair treatments, I know this is not how extensions are supposed to look:

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Teenage Crasian gets botox for TV debut

Charice, the teenage Fillipina sensation that exploded with popularity after appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and The Oprah Winfrey Show, told reporters that she prepped for her Glee debut by getting botox. The 18-year-old thought it would make her look “fresh,” since pre-legal age drinking Asians age HORRIBLY.

Charice commented, “All people will be anticipating how will Charice look? Is she good enough to pit against Rachel Berry? So of course there is tremendous pressure.”

She added that she is “very proud to be an Asian, very proud to be Filipino,” interesting, given that the show focuses on high school misfits and nerds, and everyone knows the Mathletes team is never comprised completely of Asians.

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Li’l Kim looks AWESOME.

Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes

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Courtney Love re-addicting with a senator?

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Trainwreck Courtney Love was playing at 9:30 Club Sunday, and, when explaining why she was an hour late, she slurred, “Sorry I’m late, I was out drinking with a Senator.”

The troubled yo-yo dieting disaster struggled to read the lyrics off a teleprompter–yes, she has to read lyrics to her “own” songs off of Obama’s favorite speech aid–and appeared disoriented throughout the performance.

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Damielle Staub is the Siamese twin to Kim Zolciak

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Does no one else see this? Real Housewives of NJ Danielle Staub raised a few eyebrows–apparently even her own, if it was possible for them to be raised anymore than they already are–when she hinted at a lesbian lover while singing her debut song, which she calls “a tortured lullaby.”

Is she not following Kim Zolciak’s genius PR moves?

1) Get hair extensions to distract from your freakishly engorged face

2) Release a single

3) Become a fake lesbian

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Fête de la Musique at the Embassy of France

Saturday, June 19 from 4pm – 12am / SPECIAL EVENT

Where: La Maison Française, Embassy of France, 4101 Reservoir Rd, NW
Admission: $8 in advance / free for Children ages 10 and under

Tickets / More Information: www.HouseofFranceDC.org

Description (**Please note: Program details are subject to change)

Each year on the summer solstice the French gather in the streets to celebrate the change of seasons. For the eighth consecutive year, La Maison Française at the Embassy of France will recapture this lively atmosphere in its gardens, with more than 50 bands and street performers. Some of the artists participating in this year’s event include: Lady Pcoq and the Plumes, Hot Society Orchestra, Ambassadors of Jazz, Samuel Hallkvisk and DJ Little Shalimar.

Throughout the afternoon and into the night, take to the dance floor or relax at our terrace café while you listen to the eclectic musical program. You can also savor barbecued specialties, French “assiettes,” pastries, cotton candy, coffee, beer, wine and bubbly. Food and beverages sold separately.

This celebration is for all ages. Kids will have the opportunity to attend several fun activities during the afternoon. Into the evening, La Maison Française caters to the high-spirited who want to dance the night away to multiple bands and tunes mixed by the DJ.

Schedule

==Throughout the Fête de la Musique==
- Stroll the Embassy gardens and listen to talented local musicians.
- Savor French assiettes, specialties from the grill, pastries, etc.

==4 – 8 p.m.==
- Explore our market and purchase Provence-style gift items.
- Have your children participate in one of the many special workshops.
- Enjoy a dance workshop – meet energetic people while discovering new moves.

==9 – 12 a.m.==
- Dance the night away to great DJ tunes.

SOME OF THIS YEAR’S ARTISTS
Lady Pcoq and the Plumes (soul fusion)
Lisa “Lady Pcoq” Pegram is an established poet who has evolved into a captivating songwriter. She employs a rich variety of music to accompany her poetic lyrics. This shape-shifting versatility speaks to her mission to compose for a vast array of artists, commercials, television and film. She received the 1999 DC Mayor’s Arts Award for “Outstanding Emerging Artist.” This group’s live show has been featured at the Kennedy Center, 9:30 Club, DC Hip Hop Theater Festival and the 2008 Source Theater Festival. Artist website: www.myspace.com/ladypcoqmusic

Hot Society Orchestra (swing)
The Hot Society Orchestra of Washington performs dance music of the 1920s, 1930s and 1940s, providing an elegant recreation of the great early-jazz dance bands of a bygone era. The orchestra is comprised of enthusiastic professional musicians experienced in the repertoire.  The HSO, with director Dave Tucker, is a special project created to bring together some of the best early-jazz musicians and vocalists in the D.C. Area. Artist website: www.hotsociety.net

The Ambassadors of Jazz
The Ambassadors of Jazz are a product of the Hear Youth Movement of Maryland. Performing regularly at community and public events, including President Obama’s “Youth for Jazz” at the Congressional Ballroom, these talented young musicians always receive an outstanding response from the public. They have recorded two albums to date – “Live at the Jackson Estate” and “Live at Westminister Church – Friday Night Jazz.” Artist website: hearyouthmovementofmaryland.org
Samuel Hallkvisk (jazz fusion)
Samuel Hallkvisk is This year’s recipient of Jazz in Sweden, an annual award given by Caprice Records and Concerts Sweden for a young Swedish artists that represent Swedish jazz in Sweden and abroad. Artist website: samuelhallkvist.com

“Samuel Hällkvist represents something new in jazz and in music in general”
- Lennart Götesson/Dalademokraten

DJ “Little Shalimar” (disco, funk, hip hop, house & reggae)
A multi-instrumentalist/producer, DJ “Little Shalimar” has collaborated with artists that include TV On the Radio, Chin Chin, Antibalas, El-P, John Medeski, Bernard Purdie, and Phenomenal Handclap Band, among others. He has shared the decks with the likes of Peanut Butter Wolf, Eli Escobar, DJ Spinna, Theo Parrish, Rich Medina, Bobbito Garcia, Prince Language and many more. Known for his potent mix of Disco, Funk, Hip Hop, House and Reggae, “Little Shalimar” has toured the world and held down residencies at some of New York City’s most happening clubs (Good World, Bungalow 8, Black Betty, Pianos, Union Pool, Rubulad, etc.)

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Katy Perry is confused

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Despite being engaged to perhaps the most ungodly man in this world, Katy Perry decided to be Twitter-annoyed with Lady Gaga for her “Alejandro” video. The busty pop artist channeling smurfs tweeted:

“Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”

Interestingly, the “I Kissed A Girl” artist is living in sin with Russell Brand, who brought us these tidbits in last month’s Rolling Stone interview:

(On his reaction to religious anti-gay protestors): “Oi! You don’t know Jesus! I know Jesus, I’ve just been sucking his cock!”

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She’s just being (lesbian) Miley

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?!

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High on The Hill

Some liberated PR specialist walked into The Capitol last week carrying marijuana during the “Grammys on the Hill” event. Ira Tucker, the publicist for some of the musicians at the event, was stopped during one of the general security checkpoints while walking into the building.

The Recording Academy issued this statement to POLITICO:

“U.S. Capitol Police have reported that Ira Tucker, an independent music businessman attending GRAMMYs on the Hill Advocacy Day, was arrested for bringing marijuana into the Capitol Visitors Center. The incident did not disrupt nor distract the efforts of nearly 250 music professionals in Washington for the day’s activities.”

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