Here’s the former model and red-blooded human posing naked to show off her synthetic body in Closer–thanks, but no thanks–magazine. Congrats?
With new airport x-ray scanners essentially being a strip search, why not don these rubber pasties to cover up your bits? For only $20 this new set is yours! The pasties come with your choice of the following sexy phrases: “Only my Husband/Wife/Girlfriend/Boyfriend sees me Naked” stamped right on the front. A true crowd pleaser! It can also be used to send a message to that pesky TSA agent who wants to get a drink at the Airport Chilli’s after his shift. Win-Win.
Arianna Brown, the single daughter of Sen. “Scottie too hottie” Brown (R-MA), will be working with her agent to advnance her modeling endeavors for the summer. The Syracuse student is spending her summer with Maggie, Inc., the Boston modeling firm with which has been for two years. This picture, by the way, is not her. It’s her sister Ayla. I just like her because she looks like a friendlier Leighton Meester. I can’t stand Blair Waldorf.
I just hope there’s no father-daughter shoot…
TheSuperficial.com is having a search for the next banner girl on its updated site, and it looks like Beltway Beauty “Erin” has thrown her hat chesticles into the ring:
She made it through the first heat, or whatever rounds are called in a quest for the most alluring somewhat naked image.
LiLo is looking to expand her clothing brand (she has a clothing brand?!) 6126 into accessories, so obviously she’ll be running an ad campaign naked. Except, this time, she’s being considerate and keeping one part of herself covered: her ankles. The serial rehabber will be showing off her SCRAM bracelet in these mostly-nude ads, as if to say, “buy these overpriced made in China handbags and you too can get arrested for alcohol consumption.”
Personally I love how Michelle Rodriguez personalized hers with a reference to “1984,” which she used a white out pen to write all over the booze monitor. It’s totally fitting, too–remember how Big Brother gets soooooo uptight about repeat-offender drunk drivers involved with hit-and-runs in that book? I don’t think we give celebrities these days enough credit.
Kristin Davis, and no, not “The WASPy One” from Sex and the City, but rather the former madam of Eliot Spitzer’s escort, has thrown her hat–and apparently the rest of her clothing–into the ring.
The ex-con is heading up “The Personal Freedom Party,” which is basically a social free-for-all. She wants to legalize marijuana, prostitution, and same-sex marriages.
Spoken like your common libertarian call girl, Kristin Davis says her “bold plan would bring in an estimated $2.5 billion in new revenues from legalized prostitution and marijuana. Cuomo, Lazio and the other candidates have no bold plan to increase revenues and lower taxes.”
So, this Isabel Mastache ensemble looks normal. I just can’t tell if it’s work appropriate though. I mean, there’s the matching suit aspect, but something about it seems a little less formal. can’t put my finger on it, but I guess I’ll save it for Casual Friday, just to be safe.
Amber Lee Ettinger, aka “Obama Girl” who sang her way to fame via the YouTube video “I Got a Crush on Obama,” is kinda over it. When speaking to Sean Hannity of Fox News, Ettinger said she no longer has that crush, but astutely added, “at least I wasn’t the ‘Edwards Girl.”
Ever since the Christmas tighty-whiteys bomber, airports have been using more probing scanning machines to try to detect concealed items.
Problem is, the full body scanners in use at British airports are in violation of child pornography laws. Privacy campaigners, who apparently don’t want to catch terrorists, say the images detected by the machines are so graphic that they are tantamount to “strip searching.”
Ministers are now being forced to exempt minors from the machines, which is a great idea since the recent American expatriates linked to Al-Qaeda from the DMV area were all just around college age. What is likely to result is the inevitable terrorist attempts will now be carried out by younger and younger “extremists.”
Perhaps we just shouldn’t employ voyeurs with the TSA? Just a thought.
