Just because she has a low voice and no boobs doesn’t mean crasher Michaele Salahi should make her “Premiere” party “Premier.” Jeez, buy a dictionary with some stolen funds.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not a picture of a random homeless dude or even a wanna be mountain man. It’s America’s favorite d-bag, Spencer Pratt, taking photos of God knows what. I’d be willing to bet that this wasn’t a staged photo shoot, similarly to how I bet Heidi is donezo with plastic surgery….
Listen, I love prepubescent boys as much as the next Harry Potter-crazed tween, but should biased “journalists” like David Weigel, who enjoys jokes about health conditions and death, really be trusted to report the news?
From The Daily Caller‘s article “E-mails reveal Post reporter savaging conservatives, rooting for Democrats,” here’s the baby-faced caterpillar-browed writer’s opnion on a garden variety of conservative figures:
“Republicans? “Ratfucking [Obama] on every bill.” Palin? Tried to “ratfuck” a moderate Republican in a contentious primary in New York. Limbaugh? Used “ratfucking tactics” in urging Republican activists to vote for Hillary Clinton in open primaries after Obama had all but beat her for the Democratic nomination.”
All I get from this is that Weigel likes rats and socialism.
Of course Brit-Brit isn’t airbrushed on this cover! She was born with a rare genetic mutation that causes her to lack a neck. And have an affinity for Starbucks. And Jesus tattoos on her hoo-hoo.
From the pinnacle of hard news journalism, People magazine:
“The Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office in Portland confirmed Wednesday that the woman reported unwanted sexual contact by Gore to police in 2006, and the prosecutor’s office was briefed by the Portland Police Bureau in late 2006 and January 2007.
“We were told the woman was not willing to be interviewed by the Portland Police Bureau and did not want a criminal investigation to proceed,” Multnomah County D.A. Michael Schrunk said. The woman was reportedly considering suing Gore before last month approaching the National Enquirer
, asking for $1 million for her story.
The woman, who did not respond to several attempted follow-up interviews with police, revealed in the complaint that she grappled with her decision to come forward – even consulting with attorneys – but ultimately decided to do so to protect other women who may have experienced the same trauma.
She told detectives she only wanted “justice” and that her complaint was not an attempt to receive money.”
After yesterday’s brazen display of women’s rights when January Jones was forced to hail her own cab, I finally feel like we’re in the ’50s again. Turns out the Mad Men star drunkenly hit three parked cars before her booty call. Her life is not awesome right now.
From TMZ:
LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9 PM last night when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage. We’re told a witness reported the accident to police and claimed that January fled on foot after saying, “I can’t deal with this commotion.”
Police tell us that while officers were on scene investigating January returned and claimed she fled because paparazzi were trailing her.
January was not cited or arrested, but her car was impounded and police have launched an investigation. Police say no alcohol or drugs were involved.
As for why paps might have been trying so hard to get a shot of Jones — photos of her doing a “walk of shame” were all over the Internet yesterday, showing her arriving home in a taxi in the same dress she wore to an event the night before (Below).
Kind of like how Lindsay Lohan “chooses” to wear a SCRAM ankle bracelet out to the bars. Obviously this has nothing to do with Helen Thomas’ recent comments that went viral on Drudge about how Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and go back to Poland.
It could also be related to, however, Thomas’ publicist dropping her, getting pretty much every invitation for public speaking revoked, and the fact that she has been appropriately branded an anti-Semite. Maybe.
Alternatively, maybe she realized her Depends didn’t look that good under her black-tie gown at the recent White House Correspondent’s Dinner. My bet’s on that one.
