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Kristen Cav has post-baby girls night.

 

 

And of course after giving birth only three weeks ago, she’s in better shape than me. Ugh, bitch.

The twenty-five year old baby mama tweeted the following last week:

“Girls night!!! This mamma is gonna have her first glass of wine in 10 months tonight. Woohoo.”

As long as the new baby doesn’t adversely affect Jay Cutler and the Bears’ season I guess I’m okay with it all.

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Adele is preggers

 

Congrats to singer Adele on the announcement of her first pregnancy with boyfriend Simon Konecki. Girl has had quite a year with the success of her recent album, vocal chord surgery, and reeling from a tough breakup–she surely deserves this good news!

She posted the following on her blog:

Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx

 

Drew Barrymore is knocked up??

 

Here’s a tip for celebs trying to remain mum about pregnancy rumors: DONT carry around a picture of your sonogram.

Drew Barrymore, seen here with fiancé Will Kopelman, were recently spotted leaving a doctor’s office carrying this photo further sparking the speculation that thirty-six year old Drew’s got a bun in the oven. When asked about the potential baby news, Drew’s rep said, “No comment.” She told reporters that in regards to selecting a wedding dress: “Oh, gosh, I don’t know! I’ve been trying to figure it out! All I know is that I want something tasteful, something timeless.”

And something that will fit her (supposedly) growing tummy.

So unless she was carrying around another person’s sonogram pic, congrats Drew! If she’s not with child, then I’m just really thrown for a loop by that pic. That would be weird/awk.

Mariah Carey knows branding

Celebuwreck Mariah Carey decided it’d be a good idea to paint her preggo body and tweet about it. This pic is from December, and it’s a fact that MC’s Christmas present to the world was to not show these to anyone. Until now.

Personally I like the “dem babies” scrawled across the top. Never too early to start teaching your children how to not speak.

Hey Pot! It's me, Kettle!

Kim Kardashian recently came out against teen mothers after finding out about some random high school in Tennessee where 50 girls are currently preggers. She wrote on her blog:

“When I think back to when I was 16, there is no way I would even have considered having a baby. That thought wouldn’t even have entered my head. Having a baby is one one of the biggest, and most life-changing decisions a person can make and while I’m not saying that no teen is in the position to raise a child, having a baby so young shouldn’t be seen as the trendy thing to do. Girls, please, think very carefully before you make these kind of decisions. Talk to your family, friends, teachers, and most of all, be careful.”

Interestingly, last year when Montana Fishburne had the following comments about her burgeoning porn star career:

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Role models all across the board here.