Rielle Hunter, John Edwards’ mistress and baby mama of someone who misspelled my name, is so ashamed of her affair that she’s decided to pose with minimal clothing on a widely distributed magazine. She also added some tingly bits about her sex tape and her cliched obsession with a politician:

“I love Johnny and I love my daughter more than anything in the world, and I don’t want to ever do anything to hurt them or hurt their relationship.”

“I’m not a predator, I’m not a gold digger, I’m not the stalker. I didn’t have any power in that way in our relationship. He held all the power.”

“I know he loves me. I have never had any doubt at all about that. We love each other very much. And that hasn’t changed, and I believe that will be till death do us part. The love doesn’t go away. It’s unconditional. It’s unconditional on my part, but our connection is profound. There’s a lot of passion there.”