Does a fugly tattoo make me a good Teen Mom?

(Image from radaronline.) In the midst of drunk driving, second pregnancy allegations, smashing Gary in the face, and engaging in similar classy activities, Teen Mom Amber Portwood has found the time to get the world’s most heinous tattoo. I don’t know what would be worse: Amber becoming a mom again, or watching the face of the tattoo baby become distorted during another pregnancy. Continue reading Does a fugly tattoo make me a good Teen Mom?

Kat Von D and that skinhead are banging

Kat Von D took to her Twitter to confirm rumors that she and that jerk not even worthy of a name (sorta like Voldemort, except without the penchant for purebloo–hey, wait a second…) are dating. Sandra Bullock must feel the way I felt when my college boyf started dating this fugly weirdo who he probably met at the Star Wars convention. Not that I’m still bitter. Continue reading Kat Von D and that skinhead are banging