Fresh from his Vodka-infused bender that landed him in the hospital for alcohol poisoning, David Hasselhoff decided to bounce back and take his seventeen-year-old daughter–who called 911 when her dad got too drunk during said drinking incident–to a lingerie “fashion” show at a sex shop. The store, Coco de Mer, calls itself an “erotic boutique.”
The Hoff and his PR team told TMZ that the Baywatch star’s trip to the ER was for an ear infection. Oddly, I’ve never had the kind of ear infection that makes you want five hamburgers and stumble around breaking things. My ear infections also don’t make me take my underage daughter to porn stores.