Al and Tipper separating

Sad day for anyone who cares about Al Gore (his children, the Unabomber, and fraudulent “green” companies): The Gores are separating after 40 years of marriage.

The former veep couple told POLITICO: “This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration…we ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

So to recap: Al Gore flunked out of Vanderbilt Law, dropped out of Vanderbilt Divinity, lost in his bid for American presidency, has been generally disgraced for making up all that crap about global whining, and now his wife is leaving him. This guy’s life is not awesome.

No word yet on how the two will divvy up the earthly possessions, but one thing’s for sure: I wouldn’t want to be the one getting stuck with the $30,000/year utility bill on his not-so-green Nashville home.

Here’s their wedding photo. Is it me, or is Gore’s dad a dead-ringer for Joe Biden? And for that matter, does Tipper look like a zoftig Jenna Bush Hager? Just sayin’…

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