"Im good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, felons like me!"

In a recently published study conducted by Minnesota Majority, it was discovered that at least 341 convicted felons illegally voted for the SNL funny man turned politician, Al Franken, in his recent Senate race. Sen. Franken beat his Republican opponent by a slim 312 votes, suggesting that at least some of the convicted felons contributed to his victory. Minnesota Majority stumbled upon this information after eight months of matching conviction information with local voting records. Their executive director, Dan McGrath claims, “We are just trying to make sure the integrity of the next election isn’t compromised.”

Along with Al Franken, Minnesota has had some other highly-qualified and experienced politicians including former WWF-er/Governor, Jesse Ventura. My Yorkshire Terrier, Berkley, will be running for the Minnesota Senate this upcoming election. He likes to wrestle and he is hilarious, so voters will obviously see his abilities to run state affairs.

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