Boozy boobs


Whoever designed this amazing athletics-meets-alcoholics contraption should win some kind of award. From Newslite:

A bizarre bra has gone on sale which is designed to help women hide a bottle of wine in their underwear during a night out.

The ‘Wine Rack Bra’ looks like a normal sports bra, but actually holds 750ml (an entire bottle of wine) inside the cups.

In addition to giving wearers bigger-looking boobs, there’s also a straw which allows them to covertly dink the contents.

Makers claim the ‘Wine Rack Bra’ is perfect for sneaking booze into movies, concerts, sports events and clubs.

However, users should consider that while a fluid filled bra can boost breast size from an A to a D — the more drunk you get the smaller your boobs will appear.


One thought on “Boozy boobs

  1. This will make my purse so much lighter! What a genius contraption. I’m slightly worried that the sports bra might limit my shirt choices for the evening, though. No one will find it odd when i whip out that tube device in the middle of cocktail hour. In other words, I need this device/am slightly upset that I didn’t come up with it first. Unless hiding flasks in my top counts. But that was annoying, so this will make life easier.
    XOXO, Jen.

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