On the metro recovering from a Saturday late night dance party and want to pass out? Well if you also want to look like a ridiculous d-bag while sleeping, the geniuses over at SnazzyNapper may have just the thing for you. This new device called the “SnazzyNapper” makes it easier for people to nap in public while simultaneously making you look like an uber creep. Upon first glance I honestly thought this was a joke, or even a hip updated half-burka. False. Check out the official infomercial featuring people attempting to nap on the job, on a plane, etc wearing their handy dandy “SnazzyNapper.” Isn’t this just a snuggie with a mask? Personally, I would be terrified if the person sitting next to me on a plane whipped this out.