Burger King in New York has done the unthinkable and has released the artery-clogging, “Pizza Burger.” While creators insist that this is ideal for sharing, if I’ve learned anything from TLC’s “Half-Ton Teen” or “Half Ton Mom” documentaries, there are certainly people who will eat this thing alone. Barf. For only $12.99 you can secure yourself this 2,500 calorie 144 grams of fat treat, as well as a 99% chance of a heart attack. For right now, this pizza burger will only be available in the 24 hour Times Square restaurant, but if it is a success, may be available at more locations. We can only hope.