This really "blows" for Paris Hilton

So NOT hot. After three drug-related arrests, Paris Hilton may actually finally face some jail time. (Standard Nevada sentence for cocaine possession is 1-4 years. But knowing how things go, she’ll probably serve 72 hours max.) As many of you know, Paris was pulled over on Friday evening due to “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.” After opening up her purse as instructed by the cop, a clear baggie filled with white powder literally fell into the hands of the arresting cop. Subsequently, Paris has issued the following excuses as to why she is innocent of felony drug possession charges. (These are actual excuses.)

1) When asked what the powder was, Paris said she thought it was gum. (Umm since when did gum come in powder form?!)

2) From a friend of Paris’: “This purse in question was a high street brand – and by no means up to her high fashion standards. Paris is hoping authorities will see sense and let her off the hook.” Oh the standard “thats-not-my-purse” excuse. I also doubt that your average cop knows the difference between a JC Penny outlet purse and a Fendi/Gucci whatever purse.

Considering cops let her apply her make up and adjust her hair extensions before the mug shot, I doubt that she will have to serve a normal person sentence. Rude.

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