Just when I was realizing that I essentially blew an entire paycheck on stilletos, Georgetown parking tickets, and Bud Light, news that Spencer has $203 in his bank account hits me. HA!
“The truth is that they are cash-strapped right now and their only real form of income these days is from set-up paparazzi photographs,” says an insider. “But the U.S. magazines are not really that interested in them anymore and they are becoming increasingly difficult to deal with.” “Spencer thought the shaving off his beard stunt would make a lot of money but he kind of blew it by releasing footage of him shearing it on YouTube. Heidi believes that they should be getting paid a lot more money and she has become really demanding now too.”
Ways to save money/not be a complete and total idiot:
1) Don’t spend $500,000 on energy crystals. He says, “I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness.” ARE YOU A REAL PERSON?
2) Don’t get ten plastic surgeries in one day.
3) Wait a minute, shaving your beard was supposed to earn you money? Should I get paid for brushing my hair??
4) Don’t rent a house for $5 million (20,000 a month) and then let dogs pee everywhere, thus ensuring you get zero of your deposit back.
Well, have fun renting a room at the EconoLodge for the next few months, you two. The world feels so sorry for you.