An attractive NFL player has resorted to sleeping with 17 year old Jersey Shore wannabes? Seems logical. Eliza Kruger, the 17 year old Connecticut girl in question, bragged on her Facebook account of her romantic tryst with the hottie quarterback, Mark Sanchez, last month. They reportedly met at the nightclub, Lavo, this past New Years Eve. Clearly, the tween skank in question must have a pretty legit fake, or more likely flashed the bouncer her boobs with a Benjamin in hand.
“‘You know I’m 17, right?’ the teen says she told Sanchez, who reportedly replied: ‘We can still talk, but I can’t see you until you’re 18.’ The teen says she then told Sanchez: ’17 is legal in New York.’ The website reported that Kruger made sure to research the legal age for dating a minor before the encounter — 17 in New York and 16 in New Jersey.”
What a crafty girl. She goes on to say they later went on a date and, “We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm.” He reportedly then texted her at 2am on January 24th following the Jets’ loss to the Steelers, but she didn’t respond to the texts and hasn’t spoken to him since their NYE one night stand.
Clearly, he was pissed about the loss, and clearly this chick thinks she’s too good for Mark Sanchez. And what do NFL players do when they lose a game? Call up Jersey teens who can’t even get into the nightclub you are at, in exchange for sexual favors which may or may not lead to statutory rape charges.