Reasonable beachwear

Can’t wait to copy Shauna Sand’s look once summer rolls around. How else will I show off my classy cankle tat? Can’t have those sinking beneath the sand, lest I drive away my shaggy haired suitors. Enter my hookerific 6 inch lucite beach heels. As a bonus, you can skewer fish directly onto them, just in case you get hungry and want a mid afternoon sashimi snack.

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