London ice cream parlor tries to sell breast milk ice cream.


Some deranged owner of  ice cream shop The Icreamists in London decided it would be a great and extremely safe idea to introduce breast milk ice cream. For 14 pounds a scoop. Before local officials confiscated the goods, the shop planned to call the new flavor “Baby Gaga.” The milk apparently came from mothers who willingly donated their milk in response to advertisements from the ice cream shop. One such mother says:

“What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother’s milk in an ice cream? And for me it’s a recession beater too — what’s the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash. I tried the product for the first time today — it’s very nice, it really melts in the mouth.”

Yup. And what could be more natural than also contracting hepatitis as well as a range of other gross diseases from a “treat” that contains bodily fluids from a random person. Seriously, WTF.


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