Well it looks as if the guidos and guidettes of the classy Jersey Shore won’t be headed over to Italy on April 18th as planned. Only castmates Sammi, Ronnie, and Vinny have signed on, as the rest are using collective bargaining tactics holding out for more cash. The fact that they get paid a ridiculous amount to basically re-inact my weekend is absurd.
Additionally, bar owners in Florence (where the crew is to be stationed) are reluctant to open their doors to the crew. Shocking. As if people didn’t hate America enough, we have to send over the worst possible eight specimens of American culture. Somehow I don’t see fist-pumping catching on in Italy, but who knows.