Deluded stripper thinks size 164XXX boobs are a good idea.

 

Barf. As a general rule of thumb, your breasts shouldn’t be 5x the size of your head plus a baby elephant.

Appearing today on the British show, This Morning, was Minneapolis stripper/woman with the largest breasts in the world, Chelsea Charms. I’m sure that’s her real name. This 35 year old nut job received the (now illegal) breast augmentation procedure in which a polypropylene string was implanted into each breast.

According the the Daily Mail:

“The material irritates the breast lining, creating a serum which enlarges the breasts, a process which could continue indefinitely.

Chelsea has added she would eventually have her breasts reduced and the polypropylene removed.

But at present they are still growing at a rate of one inch a month.”

Shockingly, Chelsea admits that she has suffered some health problems and that her boobs make “daily life difficult.” Said problems include difficulty eating, having to sleep on her back, and inability to fit into airplane bathrooms.

Does any guy in the world actually think this is attractive?! At least I can sleep on my tummy/be a normal person with my B cups. Winning.

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