Miley Cyrus getting down with a penis cake.

 

After drinking what I’m sure were virgin sweet tea vodkas, Miley Cyrus was seen posing suggestively with this here penis cake at boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday party.

Perhaps more important than to why a 19 year old was getting schwasty and pretending to give fellatio to a red velvet cake (we’ve all done it, lets be real) is why a straight 23 year old man had a penis cake covered with additional wieners. A cake like this is only appropriate for a bachelorette party or for a porn star marking some sort of “achievement” in the adult film industry. I’m guessing Miley ordered it before asking her friends to twit pic this “cute” shot.

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