Thanks feminists. We’ve now moved from belonging in the home ironing our husbands shirts to fugly spinsters with cats. Women just can’t win, can we?
Monopoly fans have voted to add a cat to the classic game’s cast of eight playing pieces. Getting the boot: Well, it wasn’t the boot. It’s the iron that got flattened.
We suspect iron is a victim of modern times and wrinkle-free technology. And, of course, the all-powerful cat lobby, which can overcome even the worst publicity.