Sydney Leathers to release song called “Weinerizer”

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Ok- it’s time to talk about Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner Sydney Leathers and how she is milking every minute of her fifteen minutes after the fugly politician (aka Carlos Danger in the chatrooms) suffered his second (and probably not last) sexting scandal.

After announcing she was gonna do a porn, she released an online blog with a ten-point plan should you also want to have an affair/sexual relationship with a politician– cause we ALL want to do that. She suggests stroking his ego– shocker– and “indulge his crazy alter-ego, and whatever you do, don’t laugh at him.”

Um if “Carlos Danger” sent me a gross dick pic the only thing I could do is laugh. And immediately forward it to friends and media outlets. Has he never heard of Snap Chat??!

Lastly, and probably most importantly, Leathers is in the “studio” aka her drug dealer’s mom’s basement– recording a new song AND VIDEO called “Weinerizer” to the tune of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer.” She does this all while smoking a blunt because she is a big proponent of marijuana legalization– girl’s gotta make a point.  Sydney Leathers assures us that the song will be released by September 10th just in time for the democratic Primary Election. I’m sure this song will be the turning point in both their careers.

Anthony Weiner: you’re an idiot. Please leave kthanksbai.

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