Sydney Leathers to release song called “Weinerizer”

Ok- it’s time to talk about Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner Sydney Leathers and how she is milking every minute of her fifteen minutes after the fugly politician (aka Carlos Danger in the chatrooms) suffered his second (and probably not last) sexting scandal. After announcing she was gonna do a porn, she released an online blog with a ten-point plan should you also want to have an affair/sexual relationship with a politician– cause we ALL want to do that. She suggests stroking his ego– shocker– and “indulge his crazy alter-ego, and whatever you do, don’t laugh at him.” Um if “Carlos … Continue reading Sydney Leathers to release song called “Weinerizer”

Farrah Abraham is delusional. Everyone is surprised.

    If you’ve been on the inter webs the past week, I’m sure you’re aware that Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom fame has released a sex tape in attempts to revive her “career” aka her relevancy in pop news. While she still likes to pretend that–oops! omg how did this get released– SO embarrassing!! lol smiley face– we all know that people were hired in advance, she brought her child to the Vivid studios office to negotiate deals, and promos were shot for this with a good deal of preparation and intent to distribute. She tweeted the following yesterday … Continue reading Farrah Abraham is delusional. Everyone is surprised.

Nick Lachey totally misses the Simpson family.

  In an interview with Andy Cohen on his show, “Watch What Happens Live,” Nick Lachey was asked what the best thing about not having Joe Simpson for a father-in-law anymore was. Nick’s brother Drew promptly piped up and said, “Can I answer for him? EVERYTHING.” But it was Nick himself who delivered the real truth bomb, “Umm… I don’t have to play grab ass under the table on Easter Sunday.” Having your wife’s secretly gay dad hitting on you at family functions could certainly turn any marriage rocky. AWK. WARD. He later went on to say that it had … Continue reading Nick Lachey totally misses the Simpson family.

Macaulay Culkin then and now.

                       Kevin McAllister…your face now…WOOF. From the greasy attempt at a ponytail to the red nail polish and Goodwill shirt, nothing about this look says, “I’m doing GREAT.” In a classic case of child star turns into cracked out cross-dresser, Macaulay Culkin was recently seen in Paris on Saturday at the 50th Foire du Trone Opening Night at Pelouse De Reuilly. I guess he missed the memo that the “heroine-chic” fad was so 1995. If Kevin McAllister can defend his home from Marv and Harry, how much harder could it be to … Continue reading Macaulay Culkin then and now.

Lindsay Vonn and Tiger Woods are offish a couple.

After months of speculation that the golf and ski pro were an item, the two took to the inter webs today to confirm their relationship status and post some cute couple pics. Lindsay posted the following on her Facebook page: “I guess it wasn’t a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods. Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy. I don’t plan on addressing this further as I would like to keep that part of my life between us, my family and close friends.” Tiger … Continue reading Lindsay Vonn and Tiger Woods are offish a couple.

Ke$ha channels her inner homelessness.

  Is it a hipster? A homeless person with a cool ring? No, that would be Ke$ha drinking a Bud heavy out of a plastic bag on the curb in Venice Beach, CA earlier Tuesday afternoon. Truth be told, I’m actually a little jealous of her mid-day curbside happy hour. But I would at least pour the beer in a water bottle to look less inconspicuous- that way the cops would never know. Continue reading Ke$ha channels her inner homelessness.

Zac Efron visits a sex shop.

While filming a scene for his upcoming movie, “Are We Officially Dating?” a paparazzo grabbed this pic of Zac surrounded by rainbow colored (and possibly glow in the dark?) dildos at a sex shop in NYC. The former tween idol was apparently so horrified by the situation that he chased down said photographer telling him to delete the picture. An eyewitness says: “Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures. He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.” Obviously, the pic was not deleted and Efron’s publicist did … Continue reading Zac Efron visits a sex shop.