I demand to know what crackhead stylist advised this. “Geriatric white with mandarin collar, unspecified Eastern god screenprint, and a mullet tail? YES.” Continue reading Ciara–WTF?
Smile? Don’t wear men’s clothing? Invest in clothing not from the 1970s? Are you TRYING to be the sartorial opposite of the television series that lifted you out of obscurity?! Continue reading No but really, the cast of Girls still looks terrible
We get it. You are empowered women who don’t need no mans blah blah blah THIS IS ATROCIOUS. Carrie would have never allowed this makeup-free disaster on the red carpet. Continue reading The cast of “Girls” really loves dressing terribly
Classic case of “where are the parents?” Continue reading Homeless tween or Willow Smith?
“Where’s the mariachi?!” She seemed to ask while sandwiched between Princess Charlene and Prince Albert in Monte Carlo. On the plus side, Charlene is wearing a color for once! Unhappy marriage rumors be damned. Continue reading Eva Longoria wore a moldy pinata to meet the royals
I’m thrilled for your weight loss, Mariah, but no need to take fashion cues from a dromedary. Continue reading Always be my cameltoe
I am trying to imagine Laura Bush wearing this but it’s hard to see anyone actually thinking “reverse coattail exaggerated cameltoe houndstooth on acid responsible heels” was a good idea. Continue reading Behold, the height of election season fashion
Former Backstreet Boy heart-throb, AJ McLean, has apparently turned into a women’s fashion model? Actually, no. He was reportedly taking these photos in “preparation for his wedding.” That totally makes it a better idea, right? The days of 1999 … Continue reading AJ McLean looking….
Yikes. For someone who works for Fashion Police, girlfriend should get a clue. Perhaps the oomph loompa granny chic look is a new trend and she’s just ahead of the times…who knows. Continue reading Kelly Osbourne looking like this.