I demand to know what crackhead stylist advised this. “Geriatric white with mandarin collar, unspecified Eastern god screenprint, and a mullet tail? YES.” Continue reading Ciara–WTF?
Smile? Don’t wear men’s clothing? Invest in clothing not from the 1970s? Are you TRYING to be the sartorial opposite of the television series that lifted you out of obscurity?! Continue reading No but really, the cast of Girls still looks terrible
We get it. You are empowered women who don’t need no mans blah blah blah THIS IS ATROCIOUS. Carrie would have never allowed this makeup-free disaster on the red carpet. Continue reading The cast of “Girls” really loves dressing terribly
Classic case of “where are the parents?” Continue reading Homeless tween or Willow Smith?
“Where’s the mariachi?!” She seemed to ask while sandwiched between Princess Charlene and Prince Albert in Monte Carlo. On the plus side, Charlene is wearing a color for once! Unhappy marriage rumors be damned. Continue reading Eva Longoria wore a moldy pinata to meet the royals
I’m thrilled for your weight loss, Mariah, but no need to take fashion cues from a dromedary. Continue reading Always be my cameltoe