After drinking what I’m sure were virgin sweet tea vodkas, Miley Cyrus was seen posing suggestively with this here penis cake at boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday party. Perhaps more important than to why a 19 year old was getting … Continue reading Miley Cyrus getting down with a penis cake.
Barf. As a general rule of thumb, your breasts shouldn’t be 5x the size of your head plus a baby elephant. Appearing today on the British show, This Morning, was Minneapolis stripper/woman with the largest breasts in the world, … Continue reading Deluded stripper thinks size 164XXX boobs are a good idea.
Because my day wouldn’t be complete without a sultry pout twit-pic from Miley Cyrus. Cyrus posted on her Twitter account: “I am who I am! #braless” The open-shoulder shirt look is an interesting one. Oh Miley, tween role model extraordinaire. Continue reading Miley Cyrus posting suggestive pics.
After making up some bogus, lame excuse for previous pro-Nazi pictures and affiliations, more pictures of him giving the “Heil Hitler” salute have been revealed. You’ve picked yourself a winner, Kat Von D. One of Jesse’s super awesome motorcycle bros … Continue reading Jesse James is a class act
In a resounding, FML, Teen Mom fail Amber Portwood revealed her salary in the courtroom the other day. (Facing domestic violence charges after hitting boyfriend, Gary, with baby daughter Leah in the same room.) Having identified her occupation as “television … Continue reading Teen Mom Amber makes How Much?!?!
Just when I was realizing that I essentially blew an entire paycheck on stilletos, Georgetown parking tickets, and Bud Light, news that Spencer has $203 in his bank account hits me. HA! From RadarOnline: “The truth is that they are cash-strapped right now and their only real form of income these days is from set-up paparazzi photographs,” says an insider. “But the U.S. magazines are not really that interested in them anymore and they are becoming increasingly difficult to deal with.” “Spencer thought the shaving off his beard stunt would make a lot of money but he kind of blew … Continue reading World's douchiest couple have no money
Because nothing says “I’m a responsible mom” by drunk driving yourself and your daughter around at 2am……. Apparently last month Kristen and mom were driving in Barrington, IL (a Chicago suburb where hopefully she was not visiting the Bears’ whiny,sorry excuse for a QB-yet i still think he’s cute- Jay Cutler) when cops pulled them over to undergo some sobriety tests. While mom the driver was undergoing her tests (but I can’t say my ABC’s backwards even when I’m sober!) Kristen demanded that she be taken to a nearby Subway for a drunk five dollar footlong. Italian meatball sub on … Continue reading Kristen Cavallari's mom gets a DUI…. this fam keeps it classy.