Rachel McAdams has a run-in with immigration

Via Daily Mail: Actress Rachel McAdams has revealed how she was told to stop making ‘stupid movies’ by an immigration official as she tried to enter America. The 31-year-old Canadian born star was also criticised for her pink hair colour by the abusive agent. ‘She kicked me to the curb,’ said Adams, who last appeared in Sherlock Holmes with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. ‘She was tough. I had pink hair at the time, and she said “Don’t dye your hair that colour and don’t make any more stupid movies”.’ The confrontation came as McAdams attempted to enter the … Continue reading Rachel McAdams has a run-in with immigration

NYC bomber not actually Caucasian

Surprise! Despite millions of news and blog stories to the contrary, the NYC bomber was not some random Caucasian guy in his 40s. Instead, he is a naturalized American from Pakistan. Why would anyone trust those eyebrows OR that nose? And what kind of terrorist takes emo MySpace self-portrait pictures?! Real scary. This story breaks upon random self-important bobbleheads and citizen journalists getting on their high horses and decrying Arizona’s new immigration laws which “support racial profiling.” I particularly love this quote from Christine Pelosi, a self-described Democrat, attorney, author, and activist, on POLITICO: “This is what a terrorist can look … Continue reading NYC bomber not actually Caucasian

Guybrow terrorist coming to a salon near you

Who knew terrorists were so into their beauty rituals? Texan Muslim Hosam Maher Husein Smadi, who is living proof that immigration services are probably facebooking all day, has been arrested. He is the 19-year-old who targeted Christians and Jews to kill and tried to blow up Dallas’ Fountain Place skyscraper. GuyBrow Islamic Terrorist Hosam Smadi No one should trust anyone who has better shaped brows than I do. Those arches scream “I hate Christians and Jews!” Both ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) and CIS (Citizen and Immigrations Services) signed off on this man and have allowed him to enter and … Continue reading Guybrow terrorist coming to a salon near you