Kate Middleton is about to get SO FAT!

Just kidding, even at nine months I’m fairly certain she will weigh less than my right tharm. The real question is: how will the duchess survive the gestational period without ANY champagne?! BBC News reports: The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby, St James’s Palace has announced. Members of the royal family and the duchess’s family, the Middletons, are said to be delighted. A spokesman said the duchess has been admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in central London with very acute morning sickness and is expected to stay for several days. Catherine and William were married at Westminster … Continue reading Kate Middleton is about to get SO FAT!