Smiling is for peasants. Continue reading This is what the Duchess of Cambridge looks like on her Olympic pass
Do you think we can grab brunch at Peacock that Sunday? Daily Mail reports: Kate today confirmed she will strike out on her own as a working member of the Royal Family with a visit to the National Portrait Gallery’s … Continue reading Kate Middleton is coming to town!
Duchess is the new black. Continue reading Happy Birthday, Kate Middleton!
Or Catherine, or whatever. The Duchess is bringing Sperrys back (but did they ever really leave?), and the boat shoe company has reported record sales in the classic nerd’s footwear. That must be Nigel, with the brie. Continue reading Leave it to Kate
Here’s the cover of Newsweek with a CGI’d Lady Di if she were still alive. Sorta like OJ Simpson’s “If I Did It,” but with fascinators and a serious case of anorexia. Continue reading Diana at 50: commemorative or creepy?
And it sorta looks like a fancy pants version of my alma mater’s. Seriously, who needs THREE acorns? One-up much, ya royals?: Continue reading Kate Middleton gets a coat of arms
Wonder if this’ll land him a seat at the wedding? Via Shine: A 25-year-old accountant has found Kate Middleton‘s face in a jelly bean. Yep. Wesley Hosie and his girlfriend, Jessica White, noticed that a mango bean in the jar … Continue reading Her royal jelly bean highness
Via Daily Mail: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate Middleton, will sit down with royal advisers today to begin planning their wedding day with July 8 firming as the most likely date. Bookies have stopped taking bets on any date in July after sources hinted a Royal wedding during the month was one of the strongest possibilities. Yesterday’s long-awaited announcement of their engagement came after nine years of fevered speculation and spanned at least one very public – and for Kate at least very painful – break-up. For a month after William proposed to Kate, offering her the same engagement … Continue reading Prince Harry engaged