If you’ve been on the inter webs the past week, I’m sure you’re aware that Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom fame has released a sex tape in attempts to revive her “career” aka her relevancy in pop news. While she still likes to pretend that–oops! omg how did this get released– SO embarrassing!! lol smiley face– we all know that people were hired in advance, she brought her child to the Vivid studios office to negotiate deals, and promos were shot for this with a good deal of preparation and intent to distribute. She tweeted the following yesterday … Continue reading Farrah Abraham is delusional. Everyone is surprised.
In a resounding, FML, Teen Mom fail Amber Portwood revealed her salary in the courtroom the other day. (Facing domestic violence charges after hitting boyfriend, Gary, with baby daughter Leah in the same room.) Having identified her occupation as “television … Continue reading Teen Mom Amber makes How Much?!?!
(Image from radaronline.) In the midst of drunk driving, second pregnancy allegations, smashing Gary in the face, and engaging in similar classy activities, Teen Mom Amber Portwood has found the time to get the world’s most heinous tattoo. I don’t know what would be worse: Amber becoming a mom again, or watching the face of the tattoo baby become distorted during another pregnancy. Continue reading Does a fugly tattoo make me a good Teen Mom?