Classic case of “where are the parents?!” Oh, right there, buying their children penis gummies. Continue reading Suri Cruise has a dirty sweet tooth
Suri Cruise is only three years old and already she’s hotter than both her celub ‘rents. It’s a wonder, then, why Katie Holmes allows her to wear more lipstick than a trampy extra from Cabaret. It’s no surprise, I guess, given this is the same toddler that wears high heels. I’m sensing the first round of topless photos around age 5 and a porno by the early teens. Continue reading This is good parenting.