After: Before: Damn gurl! Props to you for slimming down and showing off the new bod for the paparazzi while on a stroll with ex-husband Jordan Bratman and their son, Max. Would love to know her secrets and how she restrains herself from daily McDonalds trips (they’re real–trust me.) Continue reading XTina looking much slimmer!
Somewhere, Christina Aguilera is weeping herself to sleep in a pile of chicken wings and afro hair extensions. Continue reading This is happening
Who else is thrilled for Jessica Simpson slimming down? She has to be the most relatable billionaire ever. Continue reading We knew she could do it!
Where did her body go!? Nigella is looking fab. Continue reading Um. HI Nigella Lawson.
Happy 32nd! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT: Continue reading It’s Jessica Simpson’s birthday; I’m taking the afternoon off